5 word story!

[DestinyPrevails]

This is something that Ive seen on a few websites... rules are simple, you can post at the most 5 words in your answer, and the storyline will randomly progress

example:
someone posts:

he was sitting in a...

and another person posts:

diner eating some...

and another person posts:

cheerios, and so on.

Rules:
Basically anything can happen as long as you do not go over 5 words

To start the story off I will type up a small summary:

You are a wondering stranger. The starting setting is a beach. You have lost your memory and do not remember anything. All you have to remember is a tattoo on your arm with some unknown words in Japanese. No one recognizes you so you search for someone who will.

Ready? GO!

I awoke on the shore...

 

[LionHeart]

and looked at the tatoo...

 

[Kaination]

...on the fat man's ass

 

[Sicron]

Just copy the entire sentence, it will be easier to read:



I awoke on the shore and looked at the tatoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized I was

 

[elNarr]

..that i was being robbed

 

[Sicron]

Legendary, only 5 words each time, and copy the whole damn sentence, or else you can hardly make any sense later on. And your sentence didn't connect with mine, so continue again...




I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on...

 

[LionHeart]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube....

 

[PiXel]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his...

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which

 

[LionHeart]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing

 

[Zeonix]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will

 

[Dokutayuu]

*looks at rest* *shivers* I'm not copying that into my text box

... and is or was will, wait that made no sense.

 

[Zeonix]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness

 

[LionHeart]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond madness's boundaries

zeonix you ruined it, post stuff that we can understand:cry:


I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond madness's boundaries then realizing this was a

 

[Zeonix]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance

 

[dan_esf_fanatic]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able...

 

[Zeonix]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins.

 

[DustMan2704]

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins.Suddenly my crotch started to...

 

[Zeonix]

Really now, do the stories always have to end up like this?

I awoke on the shore and looked at the tattoo on the fat man's ass. I suddenly realized that it turned me on.So i took the lube and lubricated it over his hairy left nipple in which he had a piercing and is or was will, wait that made no sense. Riding rainbows beyond the threshold of madness, then realizing this was a farce sold through man's ignorance that only we are able to feel in our loins. Suddenly my crotch started to hum. I hate kids. Seriously.