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A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees...

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now." I went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it."

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his...

The Number 1 single was: Whitney Houston - "I Want To Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" The Number 1 album was: Simple Minds - "Live In The City Of Light" Born on 2nd Jun: 1941 - Charlie Watts ( drummer, The Rolling Stones ) 1941 - William Guest ( The Pips ) 1950 - Chubby...

But see, thats the genius part. You make about 4 or 5 pain sounds and then you have them play randomly. Maybe you hear the sound 2 or 3 times in a row or maybe you keep hearing a different one each time. If I remember correctly, adding in a random picming system is easy. They did it for the...

You wouldn't hear them. Only time you would hear another person is if they were close to you. Its just like when someone transes and the sound plays but you can only hear it if you are close to them.

ESF is missing something vital. SOmething that would make it more realistic and more true to the show. ESF needs grunts, screams, cries and yelling during beam stuggling, struggling with a Energy Ball, throwing a character and when two characters collide and they must hit the arrows to beat the...

So far looks good.... for the legs that is. Is this the only other form you will make or will you make the fat form as well?

Yeah, but is it THAT good? I mean, damn dude, this is a super nice model.

This may be a day early, but I wanted to be the first to wish you a happy Birthday! You finally become legal!

Keep the same polies and give it to BTL. Thats a very very nice model dude. So far, it looks really accurate.

Hit the b button and watch the fun

Thanks Zeo for correcting me and for the news update about BFP.

WTF is a Romanian? Is it like Down syndrome or a mental disability? Irish, Scottish, German, Native American, Welsh, English, and gypsy for me.

I really think that post was unneccessary to begin with. And please, take more time to type properly. Its really hard to decifer what you wrote. Was bid for power the first big dbz mod for a fps? Or did ESF beat them by like a year?

You select it on the fighting mode. Called CTDB. ONly map I know that has the balls is Riverside. But sometimes one ball will appear under the map, so there is no way to get it but restart. Sensu beans I wouldn't know.

Actually Growler, I'm almost 150 pounds. Camera is blurred because the flash made it so you couldn't see the numbers. So I turned off the flash which makes it a slower shutter speed.

First of all, is this a legit hl that you bought and not a cd from the internet or anything that is illegal? Cause for some reason, a cd key on the net doesn't always work.

I've been lifting for a long time, its just that breaking my neck in October of 2004 kinda messed me up, so i had to start all over again in October of 2005. Thanks for the advice guys. Ha I can do 20 now. I was stuggling on the 20th, so i know I got my limit now. @Lee : Dude, that marines...

I'm sorry, but that was the funniest thing I have ever read on these forums in a long ass time. Thank you Nuttzy for your brain. If I ever got THAT graphic, it would be in the force pit. Yeah, I topped out at 15 again. Am I doing something wrong? I've been stuck at 15 for like 3 days now. I...