Your mama jokes!

[guncon123]

Hey people post your jokes here i got a good one here

1)Your mammas so stupid that she got locked in a bathroom and pee'd her pants

2)Your mammas so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning!

3) your mammas sso fat that se missed the bus and was chacing it and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

LOL Post that kind of stuff!

 

[Enix]

1.your momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
2. yo momma so fat she sat on the scale and it said "to be continued"
3. yo momma so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
4. yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
5. yo momma so poor i went in her house and stepped on a cigarette and she
yelled "how turned off the heat!?!"
6. yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skitales
7. yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and 4 quartors poped out
8. yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale [you would have to hear about the show 90210 to understand it]
9. yo momma so fat her belt size is the equadar
10. yo momma so fat when she rolled over twice it was half past her birthday

good thread ma man, keep it clean guys i dont want this thread to die, this could be fun.

 

[guncon123]

ok neo heres a good one

1) Your mammas so fat that when she fated the natinal weather servace said a tornato was on the way

2)your mamma is soo stupid she couldent pour water out of a shoe with instructions on the heel!

 

[Enix]

yo momma so stupid she put on a hard hat when she went to wal-mart cause she heard the prices where dropping.

 

[guncon123]

nice

1) your mammas so fat that when she walked by the tv we missed 2 EPISODES of friends!

 

[Enix]

lmao,good one

1.yo momma so fat when she went to the movie she sat by everyone
2. yo momma so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized

 

[guncon123]

lol you must of had taht one from drew carry lol. mine are all in my head

1) your mammas so fat taht when she puts on here bbd the bbds spell bulvard [Kinda hard to understand]

 

[Enix]

all are in my head,i have had most of tese since i was 9 years old, according to my mom a have been a prankster since i was 2 yars old,hehe:

1.yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on at strip clubs.

2.you so ugly when you where born they took one look at you and smack your mom
3.o momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras

 

[guncon123]

your mammas so stupid that when she was stuck in a huge glass and se tryed to climb out to see whats on he other side of the glass!

 

[Enix]

lol, ok give the other folks some time to post some jokes, i thnk we said all the good ones, well here is one more:

1. yo momma s stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

good night i love you all your a great audience. [i always wanted to say that]

 

[Hibiki]

your mamma so fat it got this topic closed!