What would Gordon Freeman say, if he ever would say something?

[Spunky]

Maybe he's like Silent Bob, and would only speak words of true wisdom at the end of every game, that would fix everyone's problems. As for an actual quote, I have no idea.

 

[Sandstorm]

The problem with the Silent Bob analogy is, Kevin Smith gave himself the role of the best character in all his movies, because no matter what, Silent Bob always outdid everyone else, so, he's kinda like the Dungeons & Dragons DM who plays a character alongside the other characters so that he can use his DM powers to give himself the coolest stuff.

I'd compare him more to the Dahli Lhama a man who said nothing for two decades.

 

[Limp]

"Darn....this suit is giveing my a rash"

 

[Arthos]

Heh.


Nothing specific, but I imagine some bizarre sounding technobabble joke that only the old Sci's would understand, leaving everyone else dumbfounded.Then Gordon hangs his head because the same thing always happens every time he opens his mouth.

 

[Adaptus]

"Cascade scenario FTL, *****es. Better luck next time."

 

[LionHeart]

"I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle...."

 

[Sandstorm]

"I've had this crowbar for years... YEARS! DON'T MESS WITH THE CROWBAR!"

 

[Sicron]

"Barney....didn't you owe me a beer?"

 

[Hitokiri]

I bet it'll happen. It's hard to imagine how they'd pull it off, though... I mean, I don't think you'll ever be taken out of Gordon's POV.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, ALRIGHT GUYS? NEVER DID. AND NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING."

At least... that's what I was saying for most of the game as Gordon Freeman.

 

[Jakut]

how about this version

"So when am i going to get paid :|?"

 

[Chakra-X]

"Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"

 

[nsd_2400]

He looks like a silent type so if he were going to say anything then it would be: "Hmmm..."

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

How about:

"That's yo ass, foo."

 

[Zeonix]

He'd find a few of those empty cardboard boxes that are frequently found in the game, open them up, tape them together and place them on the floor. He'd look around, make sure the coast was clear, and start break dancing while taunting an invisible enemy with his skills and some old-fashioned trash talk.

"Oh snap! Uh huh, yeah, and what? Yeah, oh ****, I'm too good. You can't touch me bish! Uh, uh, uh, yeah, that's right. What now? What? Whoa, you talking to me? Oh no he didn't. How about some of THIS, and some of THIS, and THIS and THIS? Oh, give up? *****ass mofo."

That's how Gordon Freeman rolls.