what are your favorite Video Game quotes?

[Goku_Son_1]

Post your favorite Vidoe Game quotes and what game there from. You can post up to 6. and if it's a speacial quote, put how you get it.

1. "ARGGHHH!!!! the tip of my nose itches!!!" - Laguna from Final Fantasy 8 (about to battle, they told him not to move)

2. "ARRGGHHH!!! my back itches!!!" Laguna from Final Fantasy 8 (about to battle, anthey told him not to move)

3. "Say.....Is that thing edable?" Rikku from Final Fantasy 10 (if you pull her out while fighting the dark flan)

4. "Where fighting an oversized bird?" Lulu from Final Fantasy 10 (while fighting Evray, if you pull her out at the right moment"

5. "So....you are this Serge I've been hearing about! You are more zexy zen I thought" Harle form Chrono Cross

6. "I dreamt I was a moron" Squall from Final Fantasy 8

 

[Hitokiri]

Too many quotes I can think of!!!:cry:

But for now:

"I hear it's AMAZING when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hari kari rock. I NEED SCISSORS. SIXTY-ONE."- Colonel Campbell (Metal Gear Solid 2)

"You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenius trick would you? That's just about as low as anybody could possibly stoop. I can't believe you sometimes."- Col. Campbell


"Raiden, turn the game console off. Right now."(campbell)
"What did you say?"(raiden)
"The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now."
"What's wrong with you?"
"Don't worry. It's a game. It's a game, just like usual."
"You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV."(rose)
"What're you talking about?" (raiden)
"Raiden, something happened to me last thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east. It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly, there was an intense light all around me. And when I came to, I was home." (campbell)
"Huh...!?"
"Fine. FORGET IT."

"Ok. There's a saying that goes 'even a bird on a high, dies a glutton's death. As do the fish of the deeps.' The lesson is... uh...dont be greedy. The fish, that belonged to a family called the
Deeps, died from overfeeding. And so did a bird that got high on something." (otacon)
"Ok, if you say so." (snake)
"I do snake. Don't take unnecessary risks for more items. Remember the Deep family's fish."

 

[Ghoststalker]

"i'm always the survivor... Why, Wolf?" - Hal Emmerich after his Sister died, (MGS2)
"You never asked" - Solid Snake, often told to Raiden.
"We are, the Sons of Liberty!" - Solidus Snake, leader of the terroists.


more to come

 

[Hitokiri]

On the subject of MGS...

"Now, put your controller on the floor. I will move it with my mind... HRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM!"- Psycho Mantis (*this only happens with dual shock PS1 controllers* after you put it on the floor, psycho mantis makes some crazy arm motions at the screen and grunts, and your controller will begin to shake so violently that it moves across the floor. I nearly pissed my pants at the coolness.)

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

Someone set up us the bomb - cats

you fight like a cow - Monkey Island

That doesent work...hehehe - Simon 2

 

[GoldSaiyan]

Go! Go! Go! ( Counterstrike ) *Speedhacker speedhacks everybody with a knife *

" Ye old *******, you would like a bullet in yer arse! " ( Scottish Soldier )

Tennnnnchiiiiiiiiii! *Sob* ( Ryoko )

"You point! I punch!" ( Minsc )

"Boo says..... WHAT?" ( Minsc )

"Brains!!!!!" ( The Simpson's halloween special )

"Negative! Roger that! Negative! Affirmative! Negative! Roger Doh!" ( Simpson CS edit )

 

[icu2]

all your base are belong to us --- cats ( i think)

 

[Ryoko]

Mwuhahaha >:]

All taken from Warcraft 3. All the units have excellant and extremlely funny quotes. Buy the game, click them out now!

Mountain King

-"Could yeh' put some bonus points in mah' drinkin' skills?"

-"Any fish and chip shops about here?"

-"I think it's time for a... nippy sweetie."

-"What the bloody hell are you playing at?"

-"There's nothin' more motivating than fightin' with a
bad hangover."

-"Where's the pub?"

-"LET'S GET PISSED!"

Paladin

-"It's hammer time!"
>Music: MC Hammer's 'Can't Touch This', of course.

-"I want to be your sledgehammer."
>Music: 80's track 'Sledgehammer' by Peter Gabriel, not Michael
Gabriel as I originally said, who may or may not exist. Thanks to
Hoblin for the name edit, also Chris Coffee and Jason for further
convincing me that Michael Gabriel does not exist and that
I'm clearly an idiot ^^

-"Touch me naught! I am chaste."

-"No? Is that your final answer?"
~TV: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, obviously.

-"I have bad bretheren."

-"Is that a sword? LUXURY! Is that a horse? SLOTH! Is that a
helmet? VANITY!"

Keeper of the Grove

-"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."

-"Feel natural! Nature's way!"

-"Don't let the doe hit you on the way out."
>Other: Just because explaining everything now is my way of things,
this is a play on the phrase 'Don't let the door hit you...'. Thanks
to Jason.

-"'When I Attack! Part Three'"
>TV: A play on 'When Animals Attack!'.

-"Free rides, for the ladies."

-"Herd up!"

Dryad

-"I'm not the Dryad you're looking for."
>Movie: Star Wars quote changed up.

-"D'oh!"
~TV: Again, if you don't know this one...

-"Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!"

-"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what
you say."
>Movie: -K- credits this to 'Full Metal Jacket', I'll watch it
later to check ><

-"I'm not in season!"

-"I got a few bucks set aside for later..."
Thanks to Negs for the correction, but I think I still prefer
the pot reference I originally heard ><

-"FALL LIKE LEAVES! ... In fall."

-"I don't reveal much on the mini map... It's all my fault."

-"I'll attract the enemy with my human call."
-"I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

 

[Vegeta's Briefs]

Warcraft III

"I ain't go no body, and no body's got me" - Shade

"I can see clearly now the rain is gone" - Grom Hellscream

"It's not easy being green"
"Stop poking me!" - Grunt

"Me not that kind of Orc." - One of those Orcs.
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"So does this mean we're still fighting?" - Quatre, from Gundam Battle Assault 2 (I just thought it was funny...don't know why).
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"Know-it-all Zell to the rescue, baby" - Zell, from FF8

"I'm looking for a...girl..." - Cloud, from Final Fantasy 8 (YES! 8!)
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"Good-bye, my sweet, lovable morons." - Kuja, from FF9
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"Please don't make it rumble!" - Rikku, from FF10

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

almost everything campbell says near the end of mgs2 when he malfunctions, funny stuff

 

[KarrdeKNR]

"Uhaaahhhhhhhh!!!" The guy in the original doom ;P

-Karrde-

 

[Eon]

"Argh you all sound like chapters from a self help booklet" -Kefka
"You two better get along or i'll be in trouble" -Marle

also check ye olde siggy

 

[ArchNemesis]

"i FART in your general direction"
~quest for the holy grail

"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!"
~full metal jacket

"WAWA WAWA WA WA Thats the sounds i love...."
~GTA vice city*giggle cream comercial*

"LIBERTY CITY ****S RUUULE!!!"
~GTA3 chatterbox

"For my people, it is the holiest, most sacrosanct thing imaginable. Like a church. Yet, for it to be a happy marriage,
it must also be like a brothel. The woman, she must be many,
many arts. The skill in making house, cooking, changing the
diapers on the babies, and....she must also be a whore. A vixen
in the bedroom. Imaginative, exotic, constantly fresh. It is
impossible...you change diapers and then you are a French maid?
Fernando thinks not. Fernando knows not."
~GTA3 Chatterbox

"Excitement, exactly! Passion, danger...how, Lazlow, how? Tell
me how and I give you...a big, big kiss! Like I give a woman.
But I am not going to give you a big kiss, not a kiss like I a
give a woman, or even a donkey. Because, because...you do not
know!"
~GTA3 Chatterbox

Wow theres way too many for me to type :laff:

 

[Majin_You]

"Better not piss in your pants" - Seifer, FF8
"The sanctity of this place has been fouled" - Any character starting in Diablo 1
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your own!" "Perhaps the same can be said of all religions." - Richter Belmont, and then Dracula, in conversation from Castlevania, Symphony of the night.

*More to come later, when I think of em!*

 

[jeff_d5]

"its a me mario" mario - super mario

"rrrrar rrrar rrar rrarrrrr" bowser - super mario

"You can't just bust in there like Bruce Lee" Mallow - super mario RPG

"You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses" Toad telling mario - super mario RPG

Metal Gear Solid - We're going to launch that nuke and ride it all the way into history. - Revolver Ocelot

Super Mario Bros - Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle - Toad

Castle Wolfenstein - "Ah! My leiben" - German Soldier

Duke Nukem
"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"

Duke Nukem
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."

Duke Nukem
What are you waiting for? Christmas?

Space Quest 6
You wanna ride the worm? You wanna ride the worm? Okay, I let you ride the worm!

South Park
Next time you do that i'm gonna cut off your wee wee, and put it on some bread and feed it to kitty....

Warcraft II
Alleria: Why do you keep touching me?

Warcraft II
"D'ya like haggis?" -Dwarven
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oh and heres funny quotes from video game AD's!!

VIDEO GAME ADS

 

[The Cheese]

"................" Chrono - Chrono Trigger

 

[Hiro]

"That was a record of my best work...Fortunately, I now have a chance to surpass it. The world will once again be mine on a delicious half-shell...and you can't stop me, Lucia." Ghaleon- Lunar Eternal Blue Complete

 

[Hibiki]

Lets Rock, Baby! - Dante!!! dmc!

 

[Hsu]

"**** **** ****!!!!" Cid, Final Fantasy 7

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

Originally posted by Hsu
"**** **** ****!!!!" Cid, Final Fantasy 7

"Where the god damn tea!" Cid, Final Fantasy 7o_o