orion
n 1: (Greek mythology) a giant Boeotian hunter who pursued the Pleiades and was eventually slain by Artemis; was then placed in the sky as a constellation [syn: Orion] 2: a constellation on the equator east of Taurus; contains Betelgeuse and Rigel [syn: Orion, The Hunter]
Ehm, I'd have to go with onion.
SAS = SAS's Ass Stinks