Ways to get fired!!!!

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Jan 26, 2004
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Was listening to the radio and they were talking about a list of ways to get yourself fired. Let’s see if we can make our own list.

My way 10 ways to get fired list.

01. Wreck the company van Twice!!!!
02. Constantly show up late then leave early..
03. Sleep with your boss’s wife.
04. Call your customer’s bad names.
05. Start a fight with coworkers.
06. Start steeling office supplies.
07. Never show up in dress code.
08. Constantly crash your bosses computer network.
09. Don't shower for 3 - 4 months at a time.
10. Use more time to talk with coworkers than you use to do work.

See my origional thread at Beyond Unreal Forums.

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