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If a guy annoys you, just remember it requires 42 muscles for him to smile when he's done..
but it requires 4 muscles to lift your arm and beat the person.

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Xsis said:
If a guy annoys you, just remember it requires 42 muscles for him to smile when he's done..
but it requires 4 muscles to lift your arm and beat the person.

:D
Actually, the number of muscles required to smile is undetermined, but figured to be anywhere from 10 to 25.

And also, since you've conserved so much energy by using only 4 muscles, you won't be tired when you get charged and thrown in jail... think about it. ;)
 
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Actually, the number of muscles it requires to smile is undetermined, but figured to be anywhere from 10 to 25.

And also, since you've conserved so much energy by using only 4 muscles, you won't be tired when you get charged and thrown in jail... think about it. ;)
And in Jail they will use (read abuse)... other muscles :p
 
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thrown in jail? haha.. lol if he provoked/annoyed you, he will be the one who will get in.. cause he started it.. you just need to prove it.. or else just bribe the cop to take him instead ;)
 
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You're only allowed to defend yourself if you feel your life or your body is in peril. So if i annoy the hell outta you and you hit me, guess who goes to jail.
 
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thrown in jail? haha.. lol if he provoked/annoyed you, he will be the one who will get in.. cause he started it.. you just need to prove it.. or else just bribe the cop to take him instead ;)
Sigh, do your homework next time champ. Provocation is only an acceptable offence when the action used to provoke is illegal. And someone being annoying isn't exactly illegal, but try that defense in court some time, so the judge can laugh at you.
 
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Xsis said:
If a guy annoys you, just remember it requires 42 muscles for him to smile when he's done..
but it requires 4 muscles to lift your arm and beat the person.

:D

You thought of that eh? So you're the reason why I see this quote on plaques in workplaces, on t-shirts, on many emails, and even in peoples MSN screen names?
 
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yo yo Xsis aint seen ya in a looooong time, prob dont remember me but yeh...

Anyways I can sense a closed thread right here :smile:
 
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Kuyuaga said:
yo yo Xsis aint seen ya in a looooong time, prob dont remember me but yeh...

Anyways I can sense a closed thread right here :smile:
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