Sorry to end the speculation guys, but he's definitely real.
1. He has a Steam page with his own details on it. That would be considered going to far on trolling terms.
2. He's been hanging around these forums for a good while now, his original nick was JasonDanny. He had one before that, but I forgot what it was.
3. He also posts on Moddb as well, in which his replies are of the same caliber as they are here.
4. The final reason, Dam and I have heard him on Steam Voice Chat. He's legit. And that should end it.
Now I am trying to figure out why I went through all this trouble. :s