Useless "For Dummies" books

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how to move your eyes for Dummies

how to hear for Dummies

how to talk for Dummies

how to understand the posts at forum.esforces.com for Dummies

how to understand Idiots for Dummies

how to ask for help for Dummies

how to change a litter box for Dummies (cat owners edition)

how to give a dog a beth for Dummies (comes free with a dog)

how to sew for Dummies (Lawyers editon!)

how to smile for Dummies (Barbie doll edition)

how to be smart for Dummies (OTHER Barbie doll edition)