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Best thing ever made...
 
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I love you so ****ing much. So much so I had sex with Hybrids sister.

AKA: Great find. I loved it almost as much as i loved Hybrids sister.
 

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Yeah, this is the ESF forums Fire. I'm pretty sure you can't say that...
 
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But...they were married. Isn't it ok if they get married?
 

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If you ignore the fact I don't even have a sister, than yes.
 
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She wouldn't like you saying such things about her, Sub. That is mean.
 
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Sub said:
Yeah, this is the ESF forums Fire. I'm pretty sure you can't say that...
Wrong! I can't say it if she is underage. I never told them she's only 13. So it's okay.

My favorite part is where chuck norris came out. I expected it to be Jesus (because Zeo posted it and he says he's jesus so i thought he'd win) and it ende d up being chuck norris, and i laughed so hard.
 
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Chuck Norris is my son after all. It's only right that he has super powers. He is the son of the son of god.
 

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But.. If we're all Gods children, what's so special about Jesus?
 
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Zeonix said:
Chuck Norris is my son after all. It's only right that he has super powers. He is the son of the son of god.
But when those 40 guys came along they kicked Chuck Norris' ass. Does this mean that Mr. Rogers is your son, seeing as he DID win and comited suicide.

at hybird: probably the fact that jesus can heal people turn water into wine, make sweet sweet love to marry magdolin, and make blind people see, whilst us humans can't.
 
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Sub said:
But.. If we're all Gods children, what's so special about Jesus?
Did you just use my words against me? Well, hell, I'll answer MY question. Whats special about me is I have ****ing super powers and you guys don't. I can fly, I have superhuman strength, I can heal people, I'm pretty much immortal, I can bring others back from the dead, and my kids are superhuman as well (Chuck Norris, Neo, Bruce Lee, Mr. Rogers and any Shaolin monk that does anything remotely superhuman).
 

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Whose the mother?
 
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Mother? Eh...didn't you know? I lay eggs.
 
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Cease and desist the spamming. Talk about the (IMO, not that funny) movie if you want but leave the religious talk and IRC-esque banter out.
 
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I just liked the song. Great find.
 
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LMFAO...that was so great ive watched it like 3 times...gg
 
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The song is so damn catchy =/. I've been singing it for the last two days.
 

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lol. A glimpse of the ~kai~ forum for all the ESF community.
 

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