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I awoke on a deck, with waves crashing on below. Only to find, however, that my back was blistering with pain and I could not bring my arms to my sides or extend them too far for pain would surely happen in either case. I wandered the beach like a badly beaten circus monkey with sun poisoning until I got to the car where I fell to sleep (or passed out, Im not sure which). I awoke to find we had pulled into a McDonalds, my sense of food is extremely accute, the smell of bacon greese and cheese and awake me from even the most sound sleep. I walked into the establishment only to be stared at by onlookers.
Feeling even more like a circusmonkey I was soon told by my parents that I was drooling. Hmm.... apparently when you have sunpoisoning your temperature rises a bit and you begin to halucinate. I had visions of Ronald McDonald and the hamburgler holding a witch trial for that little chicken nugget girl (that seems to always be part of the McDonalds commercials and theme but never seems to mind the fact that she is eating her own kind by chewing on those large chopped and formed chicken nuggets). I tried to intervene, but to no avail. I ended up face down in a mp bucket with the mop itself on my head. At this time, I was asked to leave the establishment of McDonalds. I still dont know why to this day. At any rate, I got home, and slept very little passing out every hour or two. This is how I have come to conclude the sun is our enemy. This ball of gases and fire had it in for me from the start. I will never forget what you did to me, you ******* (points to sun... passes out).
Feeling even more like a circusmonkey I was soon told by my parents that I was drooling. Hmm.... apparently when you have sunpoisoning your temperature rises a bit and you begin to halucinate. I had visions of Ronald McDonald and the hamburgler holding a witch trial for that little chicken nugget girl (that seems to always be part of the McDonalds commercials and theme but never seems to mind the fact that she is eating her own kind by chewing on those large chopped and formed chicken nuggets). I tried to intervene, but to no avail. I ended up face down in a mp bucket with the mop itself on my head. At this time, I was asked to leave the establishment of McDonalds. I still dont know why to this day. At any rate, I got home, and slept very little passing out every hour or two. This is how I have come to conclude the sun is our enemy. This ball of gases and fire had it in for me from the start. I will never forget what you did to me, you ******* (points to sun... passes out).
