The stupid Crook "A STRIKE, A SPLIT, AND NO BRAINS TO SPARE"

[BU-Master Roshi]

A STRIKE, A SPLIT, AND NO BRAINS TO SPARE

A “smash-and-grab” robbery is pretty much what it sounds like. A criminal will pick up a heavy object (cinder block, large rock, sewer lid, etc.), “smash” the window and “grab” the stuff they want. The heavy object of choice in this particular “smash-and-grab” in Waynesboro, Virginia, was a bowling ball. Police quickly and easily apprehended the man and his three juvenile accomplices because they left the bowling ball at the scene and the bowling ball had one their names engraved on it. These guys went from playing tenpins to serving ten in the pen.

Stupid!!!!!

"If you want I will add more as I get them."

 

[Amayirot Akago]

LMAO

It's amazing how stupid ppl can be sometimes...

I once read about some Russian money forgers that had made a perfect replica of a 10 rubel note... they only misspelled the word "russia" on it. :laff:

 

[!XxShAdOwxX!]

You could also wonder that they might have been framed

 

[Hibiki]

chances are they confessed

 

[!XxShAdOwxX!]

Yeah but still, it is possible

 

[BU-Master Roshi]

I’M SO BLUE

A DUI suspect was taken to police headquarters for a Breathalyzer test. He asked if, before the test, he could go to the restroom. After a longer than normal time the police went in to see if the man was all right. He wasn’t. He was lying on the floor, jerking around, with blue foam spewing from his mouth. Thinking it would disguise the smell of alcohol on his breath, the man had eaten a blue deodorant cake from the urinal-not realizing that the test registered the amount of alcohol in the blood stream. There was no way this criminal could talk his way out of a jail sentence—even though he was already blue in the mouth.

Why the h3ll would you stick something you pee on in your mouth????