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E) Turn on Light Switch

You get out of bed and start feeling along the wall for the light switch. You stub your toe on some object. It really hurts. You find the switch finally and see what you stubbed your toe on. It is a decapitated Pig head.

HP: 95 (Have you ever stubbed your toe it really hurts)
Equipped: oh yeah
Inventory: pants
A) Eat brains of Pig Head, put it on and dance like a madman.
B) inspect wardrobe
C) inspect bed side drawers
D) leave room
E) Begin lifelong search for the headless Pig.
 
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A. Take shirt and blue jeans

While disgusting as the situation is, you remove the shirt and blue jeans, lazilly removing the dirty pants and puting on the clean clothes. You figure that the day's gotten off to a bad start so you may as well get dressed and try to deal with the situation. It comes to mind that as you have no idea where you are, nor how you came to be here, that the body might be your own doing. A disturbing thought yet something has to be done.

HP: 95
Equipped: Shirt, Blue Jeans
Inventory: Pants (notably dirty)

Do you:
A. Locate a phone and call the police.
B. Examine the dead body for evidence.
C. Search the room for any evidence.
D. Take the Spas-12.
E. Run.
 
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B. Check the sounds in the room.

Slowly you creep over to the door, opening it a mere crack to see the interior. On the floor, a man lies unconcious, his legs periodically twitching, scarpaing against the floor. This must be the source of the sounds. You open the door completely and walk nonchlantly. Upon examination, the body is covered in blood. His wallet has fallen out of his pocket. You conclude that he wouldn't need it anymore, so you pocket it. From the room, you see a window leading to a fire escape, a door (assumedly leading to another room), and the door through which you came.

HP: 95
Equipped: Blue Jeans, Black Shirt
Inventory: Pants (Noticably Dirty), Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)
Spas-12 6/0
no spare rounds

Do you:
A. Examine the window.
B. Head through the closed door.
C. Go back the way you came.
 
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A. Examine the window.

You walk over to the window, and look outside. Its still night, a dark night, with no moon. You look around outside, but you can't even see the ground. There is a fire escape, and you quickly think you could get away. You try to open the window, when its stuck.

HP: 95
Equipped: Blue Jeans, Black Shirt
Inventory: Pants (Noticably Dirty), Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)
Spas-12 6/0
no spare rounds

Do you:
A. Smash the window (with gun or fist)
B. Leave through the door which you came
C. Go through the other door
D. Dive out the window, and hope for the best

(btw, this game is so fun, I dont know why someone didnt think of it sooner :laff: )
 
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A.) Smash with fist/gun.

You clinch your fist and walked towards the window. Your heart is pounding since you dont know what the hell is going on. You examine the window to check its density. You decide that you have to leave quick, and made a choice to go through the window. You make another decision to use your fist to save ammunition for later problems. The window shatters as your fist connects with it. You look down and the ground seems to be at least 20 feet away. There's a small building to the left in which you'll need good jumping skills to make it. There's also a small ledge below the window in which you can use it to attempt the jump.

HP: 87 *some peices of glass remains in your hand*
Equipped: Blue Jeans, Black Shirt
Inventory: Pants (Noticably Dirty), Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)
Spas-12 6/0
no spare rounds

Do you...

A.) Attempt to jump
B.) Turn and try to think of a new way out.
 
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B) Punch the skeleton

You quickly decide that you life is in serious danger, hell theres a skeleton grabbing onto you! You quickly punch it, knocking it's head off, and it releases your leg. You scramble for the spas-12, and continue through into the next room.

HP: 86 *some peices of glass remains in your hand, bleeding*
Equipped: Blue Jeans, Black Shirt, Spas-12 (loaded)
Inventory: Pants (Noticably Dirty), Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)

do you:
A) Head back the way you came, prepared with the spas-12
B) Lock the door behind you and inspect this room
C) Sit down and cry
 
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B. Lock the door behind you and inspect this room.

Quickly, you lock the door behind you and collapse to the floor. As you look around, you notice that you've locked yourself in a dirty bathroom with no other exits. What the hell is going here. You wince in pain, the though of your bleeding hand (-1 HP) returning to the forefront of your mind. Carefully and quietly you pull the glass shards from your hand. The bleeding intensifies (-1 HP). Carefully, you tear the pants apart into strips, wrapping the cleanest parts around uor hand as a makeshift field dressing. The bleeding stops. Then, voices at the door.
"Sir! Sir! Are you in there?! Sir!"

HP: 84
Equipped: Blue Jeans, Black Shirt, Spas-12 (6 Rounds Loaded - No Spare Rounds)
Inventory: Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)

Do you:

A. Sit silently and don't move.
B. Answer the man, but do not open the door.
C. Open the door and point your gun at him.
D. Open the door and answer him.
E. Shoot straight through the door at him.
 
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C. Open the door and point your gun at him.

You slowly unlock the door, and swing it open. You let the door go halfway, and return your hand to steady your weapon. The door finishes opening, and there is a S.W.A.T team with guns pointed back at you, lasersights and all. The commander of the team says "Are you the owner of this home?"

HP: 84
Equipped: Blue Jeans, Black Shirt, Spas-12 (6 Rounds Loaded - No Spare Rounds)
Inventory: Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)

Do you:
A. Say yes, and show him the ID in your pocket
B. Say no, and ask what your doing here
C. Shrug and open fire
 
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B. Scream for help.

Confused and injured, you cry out in pain and frustration, hoping somebody...anybody would come to your aid. Within moments, other S.W.A.T. officers approach to investigate your scream. They look at eachother brefly. "Damn! He's one of them! Stop him!" Expecting a rather horrible fate, you close your eyes. A gunshot eachoes about the hallway. Then a quiet thump is heard. You open your eyes to see the officer who shot you dead on the floor. "Someone call an ambulance."

HP: 54 (legs injured, cant move)
Equipped: Blue Jeans with blood stains, Black Shirt, Spas-12 (6 Rounds Loaded - No Spare Rounds)
Inventory: Old Man's Wallet (ID and $73 in cash)

Do you:

A. Crawl away as best you can.
B. Point your gun at the S.W.A.T. team.
C. Kill everyone.
D. Demand to know everything.
E. Pass out from pain and blood loss.
 
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Do you....come up with your own response as fortnox didn't leave options ;P

Cursing under your breath, you flip the gun around and bash the butt into the skeleton's skull, shattering it into pieces. You drop the now empty gun, quickly backing away. Blood continues rushing out from the open wounds (-10 HP). You crawl towards the S.W.A.T. team, desperate for any help, but collapse on the floor, drifting into unconciousness. Eventually, you find yourself awake. You're in a hospital room. Looking around, you see many other beds. To your left is a call button to call the nurse if need be. In your arms are IVs which seem to be running a simple saline solution, which is rehydrating your body.

HP: 90 (legs feeling a bit better)
Equipped: Hospital gown
Iventory: Old man's wallet (ID and $73 in cash - it's on the night stand), Blue Jeans (New), Black Shirt (noticiabley cleaner, it must have been washed)

Do you

A. Call the nurse.
B. Tear out the IVs and try to escape.
C. Close your eyes and rest.
 

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