The Matrix Reloaded: Abridged Script

[Death Biscuit]

This is pretty funny link

Check out some the others as well; the 8-mile one is a laugh.

 

[EvaUnit01]

rofl...
That was pretty good! It cleared up alot of the confusing parts in the movie 4 me!

 

[Hostile]

I hate that. Takes the piss outa my favourite film of all time.


This is funny!

 

[Judge]

Wasnt that funny either imo. its my favourite movie aswell. well the whole matrix trilogy (havent seen revolutions yet ofcourse) is mah favourite.

 

[Morrone]

This would only be funny to those not intelligent enough to understand it. And thats not a flame its just a comment because it sounds like whoever wrote this couldn't even understand the plot himself let alone explain it to other people.

 

[Amayirot Akago]

i found it quite amusing; the part with the explainer made me crack up

 

[Synth]

i don't think the movie was that hard to understand, but this was a good substitute.

KEANU REEVES
Fine! Then tell me this, what the
hell is with Hugo Weaving saying he
and I have some special connection?
And how come I can control machines
in the real world? And will we win
the war if I don't choose the door
to my right?

THE EXPLAINER
You will find the answers to these
questions when you watch The Matrix
Revolutions, coming later in 2003.

KEANU REEVES
I hate you.

THE EXPLAINER
Perhaps you should drink more
Powerade.

that was a good one right there.

 

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