The "If you were to" game.

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Simply put you ask a question how someone would do something.

If you were to commit suicide how would you do it?
 
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if he was on meds help him overdose

if you where to kill the queen of england how would you do it
 

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I would prepare my entire life to run for the president of the United States of America. Right now, I would sign up for a tour of duty in Iraq so that, when I'm older, I can state that I served my country in it's time of need. After my tour of duty, I will attend an ivy league school, preferably Harvard or Yale. Once my schooling is complete, it's off to the senate I go to become a successful senator. Once I feel the time is right, I shall declare my candidacy for president of the United States of America. I will run a campaign of lies and propaganda, saying whatever I can say to get myself elected. In other words, I will follow the usual course.

Upon becoming president, I will immediately nuke England. An elaborate lie will be spun citing the reason why we need to initiate a nuclear holocaust on our greatest ally. As to what this lie will be, I have yet to decide, but it's a minor detail.


If you were to become rich, how would you do it?
 
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I would steal a heap of money from a bank or rich person, for a moment id be "rich" and maybe i'd go to jail or so but atleast i still did the quest.

Anyways someone please elaborate on "If you were to become rich, how would you do it"
I would like to see what kind of realistic answer someone can come up with
If you were to become rich, how would you do it?
 

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Warren Buffet was once asked "If you lost all of your money tomorrow, what would you do?"

He replied that he'd get a ****ty job at say McDonalds, save up 300 dollars, buy a 300 dollar suit and go hang out where rich people hang out. He said he would make the money back in no time. It's all about making connections. I guess I'd do that.

If you were to start a band, what would some of your influences be (ie: other bands that you'd try to emulate)?
 
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Sub said:
Warren Buffet was once asked "If you lost all of your money tomorrow, what would you do?"

He replied that he'd get a ****ty job at say McDonalds, save up 300 dollars, buy a 300 dollar suit and go hang out where rich people hang out. He said he would make the money back in no time. It's all about making connections. I guess I'd do that.

If you were to start a band, what would some of your influences be (ie: other bands that you'd try to emulate)?
These are for Guitar only, because it's all I know how to do. I can't sing worth ****, though I do it a lot anyway =S

Metallica, Children of Bodom, Nickelback, Disturbed, Tool, and Korn.

If you were going to break into someones Home how would you do it?
 
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With my fists.

If you were to bang (insert hot chicks name here) how would you do it.
 
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I would charm her, romance her, and make her believe that I was the only one in the universe for her. Once she was mine, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

If you were to run this forum, how would you do it?
 
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With Cuc at the helm. None of this DiebytheSword stuff

If you were to find a gold nugget what would you do with it
 

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Sell it for the most amount of money I could.

If you were to commit a bank heist how would you do it?
 
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Ever see the Inside Man? That's how.

If you were angry at your computer and wanted to destroy it, how would you destroy it?
 
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I'd install WoW and leave it to rot.

How would you go about mowing your lawn?
 
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Dokutayuu said:
I'd install WoW and leave it to rot.

How would you go about mowing your lawn?
With one of the dinosaurs from The Flinstones.

If you were to invent one thing, what would it be.
 
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A thing that invents inventions so I could live like a lazy pig and have all tha money...:p

If you were to "accidently" kill Mastasurf what would you do?? :O :devil:
 
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A thing that invents inventions so I could live like a lazy pig and have all tha money...:p

If you were to "accidently" kill Mastasurf what would you do?? :O :devil:
I'd be like "yo, mastasurft, wudup dawg, yo less go get sum buuz n liek get drunklols" And he'd be like 'roflk" and I'd be like "Duuude ur so drunkroflroflelohel" and then I'd be like "Baby, Imma treat you right" *Cue the cheesy porno music" and he'd bend over and I'd be like "lols i'm not *** *****" and then take the beer and pour it into his ass.

Long story short he'd die from alcohol poisoning.

If you were to break a world record, which one would it be?
 
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Chainsmoking. Because my gf is blackmailimg me to stop and this would be my last chance :D

If you were to kill any prominent person in the most painfully way ever, who would you kill?


(masta is a pretty decent drinker btw ;P)
 
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I wouldn't kill anyone, i would torture the victim to the point when they wish they could die, and still torture.

I can't really say who deserves a treatment like that, though.
All of the psychopaths there are and we know of for sure , at least..


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If you were to survive on an island and you had to eat something , would you eat your dead friend or starve instead ?
 
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Dead friend, meat is meat.

If you were to starve, which of your bodyparts would you eat first?
 
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Testicles, because of the protein.

what would happen if I happened to get a nuclear bomb?
 

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