The comediian thread

[FalconFury]

Last night I slept for like 8:00 o'clock pm and I hear the phone ringing... *RING* *RING* and I was like what the ****?

I came out of my bed and said, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!. Friend told me to eaz myself to calm down like I am some sort of donkey sh** country.

Then he tells me a lot of bullcrap about his gf and I was like, blah blah blah yea yea yea blah blah blah i'm starting to get offended by you so go f*** yourself.


In the morning he called me again and its a complication about george bush gets ran over by a f***ing train and end up being in a hospital, so nobody can't touch him. Yea ha ha whatever the hell you're talking about but I think that was your mom that you're talking about.

He came over and knock my door with a big huge hammer and I open it and said, HOLY SH** WADDUP AREN'T YOU GONNA KILL ME!!! then he said yes for talking s*** about his momm. :fight:

And the cops came and smashed his teeth right on the car hud and beat him with a hard metal stick.

 

[Zeonix]

What. The. ****.

 

[Z Power]

Jason, don't ever go to a psychiatrist, there isn't one in this world that can handle your brain.

 

[FalconFury]

That doesn't make any sense -Z- power, this is comedy. If you don't watch comedy how you gonna find something funny in-real life like what you don't know?

Like, chill out and be respectful. :s

 

[Z Power]

I rest my case Jason, I rest my case.

 

[Zeonix]

Mother of God...

 

[Grounder]

I don't get it...

 

[FalconFury]

Shall I put a video link at the beggining and erase these **** off my post instead?

I don't think you guys can't read as much as I.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Crossing the flame line, keep it under control kids.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Jason, whilst the story's a little unusual, it's not the easiest thing to read. And it sounds like you managed to talk yourself into trouble, and narrowly avoided paying for it.

I spent last night dressed as Wally from "Where's Wally?", the number of times people found me was quite impressive.

 

[Avenger]

If Jason is a real person, he may be in serious need of professional help, and I'm not saying that to flame him. That post is the single most disturbing thing I've read for a few weeks.

 

[dbzrogue]

I will now forever call you 'Nightmare Clown'.
Good day sir.

 

[FalconFury]

@Diebythesword

Okay.

 

[Didgy]

Is this thread about posting your "Comedy sketches"? Cause you're not doing it right.

*Seinfeld theme*

 

[-Origin]

Last night I slept for like 8:00 o'clock pm and I hear the phone ringing... *RING* *RING* and I was like what the ****?

I came out of my bed and said, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!. Friend told me to eaz myself to calm down like I am some sort of donkey sh** country.

Then he tells me a lot of bullcrap about his gf and I was like, blah blah blah yea yea yea blah blah blah i'm starting to get offended by you so go f*** yourself.


In the morning he called me again and its a complication about george bush gets ran over by a f***ing train and end up being in a hospital, so nobody can't touch him. Yea ha ha whatever the hell you're talking about but I think that was your mom that you're talking about.

He came over and knock my door with a big huge hammer and I open it and said, HOLY SH** WADDUP AREN'T YOU GONNA KILL ME!!! then he said yes for talking s*** about his momm. :fight:

And the cops came and smashed his teeth right on the car hud and beat him with a hard metal stick.

 

[sg2]

The comments to this insane post really made this a comedy thread... Also, did anyone else associate him with DBZ Grand Kai? "Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah mhm hmhm mhm Yeah"