The Best One Word Story?

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Well...

What do you guys think is the best One Word Story ever?


Where's the list of all the one word story's...ever:

1)

Once upon Specter lived an ecchi life happly and with some goats, until the big green kitten mauled those goats.
Specter got his dog with the big laser attached its back and his tail gunner.
Suddenly, out of nowhere a bloodthirsy nympho monkey pounced swiftly upon a bannana shrew.
The pervert specter watched until he saw kittysourus-rex in thigh-high swamp-muck, growling at a turtle shell named shelly-bob-joe.
Megatron transformed seductively into fembot 69 who threw Specter headfirst into a steamy hotspring, contaminated with lotion and woman.
Specter took the Gunblade and killed the dog. After that he killed himself.
Dev ruled the world of baby bombs and used them to kill everybody.
So he looked like he is god of the Death realm.
Once he fapped himself so fast that his dress vibrated and glowed aqua-green.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! Thats when Jaredster got aroused by male chipmunks and his rabid squirrell.
Then all was sprayed with turd that covered his entire body and exploded.
Aisha laughed and started eating crappy diapers.
When the god died, excrements of kittysourus-rex's baby's neurosis gun.
Bill Gates dies due to money eating virus.


2)


A young robot named 1337 was flying over namek.
He landed at a zoo with a huge platypus tied to his ear.
Then out popped a weiner whistle.
Screaming trousers on fire flew out of castle weiners, ingulfing the antidisestablishmentarianism of the world.
Just fly away, said the sticky weenie god.
Meow, said the mouse of flatulence; then Donatello wept passionately for Hibiki's mother.
Afterwards the giant barfed on Napoleon.
"Eyaaaah!" Napoleon screamed.
Majin_You squeaked powerfully like a chipmunk. Afterwards, 1337 danced macarena with several dogs.
1337 acted stimulated like chickens.
Mustard guns fell from thy wall.
Fat Manterror grabbed Hibiki's earlobe and his hair.
Meanwhile the monkeys flailed their cheeks full of Jaylo's Tetas.
1337 Dies 69 milliseconds.
Cucumba then pulls his bansaber out, swinging wildly and banned unforgivingly all cannibles.
Epedemic_Optikz cries "poooopies!!!" But orangutangs don't feces mud.
Donald-Duck ate Mickey Mouse with socks on.
The idiot. Socks fell in Duckberg, thus turdman killed Donald and his goose named geese.
Finally 1337 decided to slap himslef, while spanking chickens.
Just then ambidextrous Stewart landed/crashed....on chickens. 1337 discombobulated himself again.
\Jimmybobhowdyreigner ate food, Du'h. Mist3r_S@t@/\/ killed 1337 and died....

3)

In space there lived a rock who ate planet eaters and rice, with feces the poopie monster.
Feces touched the face of F.M.
But was incinerated by OUCH! Chunks and moma's-boy-barbie-playing screw.
Vegeta's_Briefs threw rats at Scooterman while making pink bazookas.
Afterwards turds time-traveled rapidly into Medina forest.
There Aisha looked for her/his Testicles but sadly they were exploded.
Deverz thought Cucumba was a pickle from deep space.
So he banged a flashbang next to Aisha's spaceship.
Worf, the castrated walked along a turd-like nugget.
Clogged up by feces from Hibiki's rectum became a tad uncanny from the vast amount of smore-scnapps.
Suddenly GhostfaceKillah collided with suicidal_maniac and weinerman jumped into a fountain.
Then gorilla's danced. The cows attacked!!! Monkeys cried!! Grandma's were flashing their tetas!!! Teeth ran backwards picking metatron underwear from space.
Saddam screams like a girl!! Magawagajagadaga jumped onto saddam's face and farted.
The fart ate saddam's head. Now chipmunks nibbled freely on lions feet. The END!


4)

Once there was a moogle, Bastowick, who liked cheese and biscuits with Deverz polishing his head.
Mr. Nemo, Bueller, Cucumba, relived their plot that failed once.
The monkeys blasted cannons and admins PwNed with bansabers.
The Town gave up all there cheese, and pickles to summon a cheesey-pickle chocobo.Bastowick, Optimus_Prime, Goku_Son_1 sexed Magus's Tree, NOT!!!!!
Meanwhile Vegeta's_Briefs kissed Ryoko's boogers.
KilledWithStyle ate notthing except beans.
Chimpbot came home! Enraged and annoyed his bannana pealer, stabbed a Gorilla with his spoon.
Apart from that, chickens burst like Skywalker's nosering lightsaber tip.
The guy with nothing in his goat except fur.
The lonely Ultimate tree_kisser Elazul died.
Hibiki's poops are yellow tinted.
Yuck said The deranged marsupial pedafile.
The mofo Ultimate Slime. Tortilla sucked badly with a chocolatey painted spoon guard.
The spoon guard was last terminated.Monsters donced home. END!


5)

Today hibiki ate god.
Then shot ki-blasts at santa who deflected it back down.
Goku_Son_1 ate socks, which poisoned rats that caused world-wide smallpox vaccinations forever ...
Chinese chicken threw Japanese farts impacting mules of your anus pro-nojus.
Ninja`s castrated Ultima very HAPILLY meowed "Woof".
Magus broke Hsu's bansaber. "MONKEYS!!!!!" Destroy everything! Cows die
...Epedemic_Optikz Killed rooster's god underwear disintigrated, poor rich uncle Sam.
Mastasurf quoted, "Fear me..." Setha flew into a dogs hastily dirty car, tripped over pommy and killed Hibiki.
Osama can jerk badly. Neptunus......, a rabbit fly's dog's look scary-ish.
"My peanut-brittle!" screamed Deverz. I wanted dimes ran Elazul over with shoes.
Goku_son_1 won free diapers. Elazul died painfully. However, someone smelled_like Flawless_Image.
Mr. Satan's book is almost full of people dying. Hinoki is idiot's rolemodel.
Nameless died without underwear or genitalia mushu. So magg0tz can eat fried cow's lips.
Hitokiri blew wasn't that toe_nails wushu_owns god, yah_right!
Then fatmanterror screamed "my Puppy!" after Hibiki shot Epedemic_Optikz in his Dolphin's feces.
Aisha walked quickly to Cucumba's bansaber and hit himself with a twinkie.
Then transvestites throw Miroku's VooDoodoll up Sonic Boyster's bunghole looked nasty.
SSJ2GoGeTa yelled "PAIN!!!!" and collasped.
Flying grandapa_willice fell on weiners dogs.
Rap_Ownz Rock_more quagnagatutuwearer are odd.
Goku_Son_1 was smart. Green chickens jumped in fountains.
Adhoursen fly south. Cow's mooed and shouted help.
Fish fly yellow kites with banannas.
Pommy poops purple Skittles in the deoderant Axe_Pulse while cows discover insanity.
Brim farted.

6)

At Dodoria's videostore 5 MASSIVE cows attacked Deverz goat.Later, milk was green slime monsters and Suicidal_Maniac objected to fart cows when puss comes seeping out.
Popcorn sucks out cheese.
Farting is bad in bed worms.
My ass is full, please take some CRAnberries out the BANGHOLE!!!.
EYAH! screamed "the cranberry MONKEY! Cheeseman tickled Cucumba, while Hibiki licked iced cranberries.
Oh damn those monkeys ate monkey toes DOH! Cows suicide at the gates, what?
the balogne killed more geese at Tomato Joe's STD than the programmers hacked DinosaursAt Dodoria's videostore 5 MASSIVE cows attacked Deverz goat.
Later, milk was green slime monsters and Suicidal_Maniac objected to fart cows when puss comes seeping out.
Popcorn sucks out cheese. Farting is bad in bed worms. My ass is full, please take some CRAnberries out the BANGHOLE!!!.
EYAH! screamed "the cranberry MONKEY! Cheeseman tickled Cucumba, while Hibiki licked iced cranberries.
Oh damn those monkeys ate monkey toes DOH! Cows suicide at the gates, what?
the balogne killed more geese at Tomato Joe's STD than the programmers hacked Dinosaurs Cheese and f00ked my grandma up good!!!
Hibiki cried "love!" me, and he slept


7)

killedwithstyle's my way of farting.
Deoxirobonucleicacid smells like hibiki, beautiful.
Unlike cheeseman who hibiki feared vegeta-briefs boob biting.
This was stupid and crappy. Dr. Suess farted because n00bs are newbies.
Regrettedly, Idiots need a Role-model, NameLess_Specter_]V[.
Nightshade licks his friend pommy because lovers like vegeta-brief's Hot Cherry Pie. Also,


8)

Bob was a captain when he stole cows and mystical peanut butter that kills Hibiki-Fans.
The Hibiki-Fans were smelly Nightshades.
"Eeew" said SM-TheGoatGoddess when he ate an car, then he throw Idiots away.
OMG they-killed-kenny! *******s..... Well, Ain't that a Mother-dog chicken.
Buu eats some idiot, NameLess_Specter's dog died of over dosis.
Cowabunga is latin for "Cheese".Cheech ****** curses rabbits in the bath of cows.
Faeces are red coils with how? don't you love Saiyans? and naked barbarians searched under his bed after eating pizza..

9)

VB decided to fart.
Yer a Buu to Satan's head ache.
satan sucks donkey knuckles and genitalia.
Cheesumba touched some boobies! yow! ESF is confused.
DIE! pig, what? dunno. Talking crazy and lunicidle.
I'm going on like mondo Mr. Burns likes to PLAY-ESF, don't touch Kramer you ***g0t teapot head.
Meanwhile donkeys penis-mightier than SSJ2GoGeTa cat.
Shortly after my grandma barfed on dogface he baked for Jesus's annoyin father who was a grand pain up the ASSential mother, Nameless.


10)

SSJ2GoGeTa is weird.
Hes your transexual girly-man type.
My type of orangutang. Your dog is transexual.
His arse was multi-colored pink green tie-die with anal air.
]V[ Is perverted, habichuelas are stupid multi-colored beans.
CrackerJack,Epedemic_Optikz,SSJ2GoGeTa,[MOD]Stealth and Hibiki are Gods of Africa.
OMG yelled. my crazy housewife was dead.
My bots! Jelly beans screamed.
"FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!" yelled.

11)


One Donkey named Tim lived.
happely was drunk ape chicken bull...
meanwhile cows fly sometimes to get high after Smokin' Poncho grande nani!?
in school was dead Mokey killed fried and screwed dogs hard analy.
Went Boom... Cuz it

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