Spoof some songs, and mildy flame your freinds!

[DiebytheSword]

[size=-1]This thread is for spoofing songs to poke fun at people you know, try to keep it clean by not evading the swear filter and getting permission to poke fun at the person first.[/size]





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[size=-1]Hibiki - Get Mod (Suicidal Tendancies - Get Whacked)[/size]

[size=-1]I'm tired of you not doing as you're told
Your **** is starting to grow really old
I'm sick of dealing with all your flames
You pushed me now you'll watch me go insane!

Whack, whack-what's wrong with your head?
I can't believe you just posted that thread!
Whack, whack-can you not read?
Why can't j00 just post responsibly?
Whack, whack-out of you mind
I think you'll find that I'll close that this time
Whack, whack-if you look you'll find
I'm whacked, I'm whacked, I'm whacked-get whacked
I'm whacked, you're whacked
Let's go it's mod time

Get whacked-gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
some mod time
Get whacked-all I need, I need, I need,
I need is some mod time
Get whacked-get whacked

Ain't nobody gonna tell you what to do
If you wanna get banned it's up to you
Bust out hard in a brand new way
Now every second is a warning day

I'm whacked-and I don't warn no more
I'm whacked-right down to the core
I'm whacked-like never before
I'm whacked, I'm whacked, I'm whacked, I'm whacked
Get whacked-don't spam in front of me
Get whacked-what fun it'll be
Get whacked-and do it naturally
Get whacked, Get whacked, Get whacked, Get whacked
It's BAN time!
Whack time-get whacked
Whack time-get whacked, get whacked, get whacked
Mod time
Get whacked, get whacked, get whacked
It's mod time
Get whacked-I'm whacked, you're whacked, let's go it's
mod time
Get whacked-gimmee, gimmee, gimmee, gimmee,
gimmee some mod time
Get whacked-all I need, I need, I need, I need is some
mod time
Get whacked-get whacked

You don't want none you got the right
When a thread gets closed it's not a pretty sight
One-quarter machine, three-quarters insane
Ay, think I've gone a little banned in the brain
Whack, whack-what you got in your head
Another word, another spam you spread

Whack, whack-can you not read?
Why can't j00 just post responsibly?
Whack whack-what do you know?
This ain't no blog, this ain't no webring host
Whack, whack-up away you go
Get whacked!
It's mod time-get whacked!

Won't see me later cuz you'll see me right now
If you think I won't ban you I'll show you just how
I know what's scaring you the most about me
This mo-fo be closing these threads naturally
Get whacked[/size]





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Nameless/Ecchi Pr0n - Ecchi Pr0n (Perl Jam - Jeremy)

At home, drawing pictures of girls without tops with him on top
having Hentai fun, tenticles raised in a V
And the dead lay with gags in their mouths below
Nameless didn't pay attention
Oh, to the fact that you couldn't put hentai art in threads
Nameless Ecchi Pr0n the wicked...oh, ruled his world...
Ecchi Pr0n spoke in class today... (2x)

Clearly I remember pickin' on the freak
Seemed a harmless little ****
Ooh, but we unleashed a demon...
Gnashed his teeth and bit the super moderator's breast...
How can I forget?
And he hit me with a surprise thread
My eyes left hurtin'...ooh, bleedin and burnin
Just like the day...oh, like the day I saw

Hentai didn't give affection, no...
And the boy was something that Yaoi made scared
Nameless Ecchi Pr0n the wicked...oh, ruled his world
Ecchi Pr0n spoke in class today... (3x)
Woo... (14x)
Try to forget this...try to forget this...
Try to bucket this...try to delete this...
From the message board...

Ecchi Pr0n spoke in class today... (2x)
Ecchi Pr0n spoke in, spoke in... (2x)
Ecchi Pr0n spoke in class today...
Woo... (29x)
Woooooohhh...spoke in, spoke in...
Woooooohhh...uh huh, uh huh...

 

[Dask]

interesting.... Let me try( I can't think of anyone else to use so I'll just use you Cuc) ^^

Ludacris- Usher - Yeah (Cuc's modship)

Watch out Cuc is rediculous
In 'da forums lookin so conspicuous
And all these newbies all on 'da prowl
If you hold your head steady Cuc will ban you now
Forget 'bout Esf you can't stand the truth
Cuc will own 'till you're in your b-day suuuiiiittt
So give him the rythem and it'll be pwnin time
This song is gettin' harder to keep in rhyme
Cuc, left the forum and he took a roll
and think nuttin' that he'll be on newb patrooool
How you like him now?
When his comp is valued over three hundred thousand!
Let's play he's the one to please
Cucumba built up like fifty newbies
Him and Hibikiki once more and they'll leave with beams
They want a pro in a game
but a newb in there dreams.

Wootxorz ^^

 

[Enix]

YAY! i finally got how to do this, here it goes:

Linkinpark/Paper cut:

Why does it feel like a fight today?
Somthing in this forum aint right today
Why is everyone so up tight today?
Cucumba is all i got left
I dont know what stresses me first
or how newbs got in
i know just what it feels like to have like
to have newbs talkin to me on msn
its like a newb that is inside
a newb that watches everytime i reply
a newb that whines when they get flamed
[they reply to everything]

So i know that when its time to spam or flame
That the newb in here is listening to me/right underneath the forum skin
its like an annoying newb lookin over my back
its like an annoying newb inside of my head
its like i cant stop the newbs from makin stupid threads
its like the newb in here is right beneath the forum skin
I know i've got a newb by me
i try to point out there mistakes to them
you've got a newb by you too
your annoying newbs are probally worse
i dont know what set me of first but i know what i cant stand
everybody acts like the fact in this matter is
the newbs dont understand
but everybody has a newb by them

A newb that posts spam when you close your eyes
a newb that watches every time you reply
a newb that laughs at stupid things
[they post stupid things]
so you know that its time to spam or flame
that the newb by you is posting too/right insode the forum skin

The forum goes down
i feel the newbs betray me.

hehe this is fun.

 

[Dask]

Good one >.<

 

[Enix]

thanks, the damn linkin park site doesnt have the songs in text format so i had to write the whole thing > <. good job on ur guys' too, cuc = genious

 

[Bolteh2]

just a hint for ppl who want to use lyrics but cant find them on official sites -> www.google.com

type in "(insert band name + songname here :x) lyrics"

 

[Deverz]

Or goto www.lyrics.com

 

[Alteh]

Metallica-Fade to Black

Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within these forums
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to post
Simply nothing more to write
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free

Things are not what they used to be
Missing words inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand these noobs I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing noobs taking dawn
I was me, but now their gone

No one but me can save myself, but it to late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try

Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death Greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye

 

[DiebytheSword]

Deverz - Until Dev Sleeps (Metallica - Until it Sleeps)

Where do I take this dog of thine?
I run but it stays right by my side
So tear his leash, and let him out
The forum thugs will scream and shout
And the bark still scares thee
So hold thee until Dev sleeps

Just like the curse, or a package from a bomb bay
You'll feel death from above today
Death from teh doggeh

So let him out but beware
There's a Deverz inside without a care
And the slobber still stains thee
So wash thee until thoust are clean

It grips you so hold thee
It warns you so hold thee
It hates you so hold thee
It bans you so hold thee
Until Dev sleeps

So tell me why you've chosen me
Don't want your drool
Don't like your breed
Don't want it

I'll let him loose and make you gone
No more can you spam anyone
And the teeth still tear thee
So hold me, until Dev sleeps

It grips you so hold me
It warns you so hold me
It hates you so hold me
It bans you so hold me
Until Dev sleeps

I Don't want it want it want it want it want it
No

So let him loose but beware
He bites heads loose without a care
And the blood still stains thee
So wash thee 'til thoust are clean

He'll tear thee open make you gone
No longer will you flame anyone
And the hate still shapes it
So fear him till thoust pants are ****

 

[Vulkan]

Drowning Pool - Let the newbies hit the floor

let the newbies hit the floor
let the newbies hit the floor
let the newbies hit the floor
let the newbies hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!

beat him.....what for????
that thead is buuuull!

one somethings wrong with them
two somethings wrong with them
three somethings wrong with them
four somethings wrong with them

one some mods got to close
two some mods got to close
three some mods got to close
YAAAAAAAAAAA

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Post that again....
This is the end.........

here we go here we go here we go

one somethings wrong with them
two somethings wrong with them
three somethings wrong with them
four somethings wrong with them

one some mods got to close
two some mods got to close
three some mods got to close
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Post this AGAIN!
this is the end!!

one somethings wrong with them
two somethings wrong with them
three somethings wrong with them
four somethings wrong with them

one some mods got to close
two some mods got to close
three some mods got to close
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor

its him its him
hes not alone
all by himself, but hes not alone
turned by the hate
but he'll soon be banned from here

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!

one somethings wrong with them
two somethings wrong with them
three somethings wrong with them
four somethings wrong with them

one Some mods got to close
two Some mods got to close
three Some mods got to close
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor
Let the newbies hit the floor

GO AWAY!!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!

DUM! XD
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[Sakura]

Eminem,D112 My Band (My first Esf Noob & Clan Impression ) *and its only half of the song not all of it couldnt think of anything else ^^"*

(Intro)

Im A newb Dude..

And i think everyone's all jealous and s***..cuz im like the best player that ever played dude..

And i think all the old esf players got a f***** problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me on the fourms ..

Because...

(chours)

These players dont even know how to melee...

You pawn them then there looking for there mommy..

You try to kick them and they still will come back....

Then cry and b**** about how they just got hacked..

(Verse Eminem played by me ^^)

So i made the keys tight, and touched them right,

Flew up to an new player and was just like...

Hi you noob, i think im so cool, watch me leave ur blood with your body in a pool..

There all like, OMG You Hack, Man i f***** hate this game all u do is that, i swear to freakin god man you freakin suck, plz want u plz let me beat you up....

And by now the other newbs start getting jealous,

And stand up in a corner and toss beams at me careless,

Then they start cryin, and sayin what they hate,

and throw a f***** kil blast when ur back is tunred away,

So like every single day they pick a fight with me,

but when we fight its sorta like there shotting beams at me,

Cuz the next day they doing the same old thing with me,

dude i just think there trying hard to try irriate me,

Yesterday one tried too throw a bomb at me,

cause i told him 1.2 will never be released,

This ESF Noob, seems to let me be,

Cause everyone else just seems to flirt with me Because...

(Chours)


These players dont even know how to melee...

You pawn them then there looking for there mommy..

You try to kick them and they still will come back....

Then cry and b**** about how they just got hacked...

You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, Your Hack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awww yea.....

(Verse Swift)

Ya'll just wanna see a noob backwards dont u,

Hey man, how come we dont play just like u do,

Smash these newbs and give a pretty performance,

but the noobs getting mad, cause i had them in the corner,

Do u want my autograph u dumb a** clan memnber,

and yes im a girl , (oh i thought u was a gold digger)

and what the heck is wrong with the way i play,

cuz my skills are better than urs in everyway,

See i know how to play, and its simple but,

all i did, is read the esf manual book,

So im all intech, tryin to find a perfet map,

throwing ki blast at a clan, and all my moves get flected back,

(Verse Kuniva and Kon Artist (played by two noobs)

Look at neon asuka man thinkin she the s***

yea i know all by herself killing like a b****

Hey i thought we had a chance to try a doubleteam,

me: No, im doing the double, well u know what i mean..,

Your gonna be late for ur turn,

man i dont care about my turn,

But our turn just passed up, and shes already passed us

You know what man, ima do somethin.....
Hey Asuka!! (me: u got somethin to say)

Man nothin, i thought u were about to kill her off man whats up,

man i kill her when i feel like it man shut up, and you aint even back me up,

were suppose to be new , man i was about to beat her up right after you man i swear i swear man...

(chours)


These players dont even know how to melee...

You pawn them then there looking for there mommy..

You try to kick them and they still will come back....

Then cry and b**** about how they just got hacked..

You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, Your Hack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Outro)
oooooo

Im the best player in the game, i make all the other damn players kill of and die..

im the best player in the game, my ki blast makes all the the newbies just b**** and wine

Im hacking..yea yea yea..im hacking.....look out for my next move, its called hacking..

(repeat2x)
I hack hack hack hack , my hacking , makes all the noobs just wanma stop playing..



My hacking...." looks around the server " Where everybody go.....

 

[Synth]

Pink Floyd - Money


Melee, get away.
Get a lot of practice with good skills and you're okay.
Melee, it's a clash.
React that mouse click with your right hand and make a crash.
New computer, vid card, pentium four daydream,
Think I'll try me an esf team.

Melee, get back.
I'm all right n00b keep your h4x! off of my attack.
Melee, it's a hit.
Don't give me that do goody good bull****.
I'm in the high-competitive first class high-battling section
And I think I still need more practice yet.

Melee, it's a crime.
Sparing it fairly becase I don't want to make n00bs cry.
Melee, so they say
Is it the root of all evil spamming today?
But if your server asks for it to not be allowed, don't be be surprised that they're going to do it anyway. anyway!... anyway... anyway!.

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Nirvana - Smells like Teen Spirit (ESF Spirit Remix)


Load up the game, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
He or she is overboard and self-assured
I know, I know , a dirty word

Hello, hello , hello how low,
Hello, hello, hello,how low,
Hello, hello, hello...

With the forums out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, ESF team entertain us
Sometimes n00bs feel stupid, and contagious
Here we are now , ESF team entertain us
A new move, a transformation, a new character, my libido,
Yeah

I'm worse at what I do best
And for that gift I feel blessed
Our little mod group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the forums out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, ESF team entertain us
Sometimes n00bs feel stupid, and contagious
Here we are now , ESF team entertain us
A new move, a transformation, a new character, my libido,
Yeah

And I forget just why I play
Oh yeah, i guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello, how low
Hello, hello, hello

With the forums out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, ESF team entertain us
Sometimes n00bs feel stupid, and contagious
Here we are now , ESF team entertain us
A new move, a transformation, a new character, my libido,
Yeah

A denial (x9)

 

[Vegeta]

Linkin Park - Numb

Tired of waiting for ESF 1.2 ..
Feeling so impatient, lost under the forums ..
Don't know what you're expecting of the community, put under the pressure of reading spam ..
(caught in the combo - just caught in the combo)
Every post that I make, is just another spam, to you ....
(caught in the combo -- just caught in the combo)
I've become so dumb, I can feel the spam, become so tired, so much more aware, I'm becoming this, all I want to do, is be more like a mod-- and be less like a forum NOOOOOOOOB ~~
And I know . . . . I may end up spamming too . . . . but I know, you were just like me with a moderator dissapointed in you ~~

I've become so dumb, I can feel the spam, become so tired, so much more aware, I'm becoming a spammer, all I want to do is be more like a mod, and be less like a forum noob...

Tired of waiting for ESF 1.2 . . . .

I'm done. That's all I could think of. I also shortened the song, incase some of you haven't noticed. -.-

 

[DiebytheSword]

BUMPIFY!

Cheesier Than Thou, (cheesman > Holier Than Thou by Metallica)

No more
The crap rolls out your ip again
Haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little flames circle around your head
Why don't you worry about yourself instead?

Are you 1337? Should I be? How big are you feet?
Spam the forum sokes up like a sponge
You lie so much you believe yourself
Flame not lest ye be flamed yourself

Cheesier than thou
I am
Cheesier than thou
I am

You shall spam not

Before you judge me, take a look at you
Can't you find something better to do?
Spam the forum, flame cause you don't understand
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand

It's not who you are, it's how you show
you maturity based on posts of your own
flame your enemies, and keep them burning well
Spam not lest ye be banned yourself

Cheesier than thou
I am
Cheesier than thou
I am

You shall spam not

Who the hell are you?




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Majin You > Metallica - sad but true.

Hey
Its not hard
flames leave a thread charred
Hey
heed my word
I'm the one who cares
They
They betray
I'm your only true friend now
They
They'll betray
I'm forever here

I'm your dream, make a deal
spam no more or you will feel
the wrath of this admins heel
Majin_You

I'm your man, here to stay
dare not spam while I'm away
I'm the jailor while you repay
You know I'm Majin_You

You
You're my task
You're my charge, my sheep flock
You
You're my spam
You're the one who's blamed
Do
Do my rules
Do my simple rules, poster
Do
Do your deeds
For you're the one who's shamed

I'm your man, here to stay
dare not spam while I'm away
I'm the jailor while you repay
You know I'm Majin_You

I'm the admin
I'm the rules
I'm your judge
You know it's Majin You

Hate
stow your hate
I'm your conscious when you flame
Pay
Pay the price
Pay, for nothing's fair
Hey
I'm the man
I'm the one who guides you here
Hey
I'm your man
And I watch with care

I'm your man, here to stay
dare not spam while I'm away
I'm the jailor while you repay
You know I'm Majin_You

If your truth is telling lies
and you burned your alibis
I'm beside, open your eyes
I'm You

Majin You

 

[Optimus Prime]

BUMPIFY!

NEVER BUMP A THREAD AGA.... =P

Some of these are really good, I really like Sakura's adaption of <i>My Band</i>

 

[Babyboy]

Eminem,D112 My Band (My first Esf Noob & Clan Impression ) *and its only half of the song not all of it couldnt think of anything else ^^"*

(Intro)

Im A newb Dude..

And i think everyone's all jealous and s***..cuz im like the best player that ever played dude..

And i think all the old esf players got a f***** problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me on the fourms ..

Because...

(chours)

These players dont even know how to melee...

You pawn them then there looking for there mommy..

You try to kick them and they still will come back....

Then cry and b**** about how they just got hacked..

(Verse Eminem played by me ^^)

So i made the keys tight, and touched them right,

Flew up to an new player and was just like...

Hi you noob, i think im so cool, watch me leave ur blood with your body in a pool..

There all like, OMG You Hack, Man i f***** hate this game all u do is that, i swear to freakin god man you freakin suck, plz want u plz let me beat you up....

And by now the other newbs start getting jealous,

And stand up in a corner and toss beams at me careless,

Then they start cryin, and sayin what they hate,

and throw a f***** kil blast when ur back is tunred away,

So like every single day they pick a fight with me,

but when we fight its sorta like there shotting beams at me,

Cuz the next day they doing the same old thing with me,

dude i just think there trying hard to try irriate me,

Yesterday one tried too throw a bomb at me,

cause i told him 1.2 will never be released,

This ESF Noob, seems to let me be,

Cause everyone else just seems to flirt with me Because...

(Chours)


These players dont even know how to melee...

You pawn them then there looking for there mommy..

You try to kick them and they still will come back....

Then cry and b**** about how they just got hacked...

You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, Your Hack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awww yea.....

(Verse Swift)

Ya'll just wanna see a noob backwards dont u,

Hey man, how come we dont play just like u do,

Smash these newbs and give a pretty performance,

but the noobs getting mad, cause i had them in the corner,

Do u want my autograph u dumb a** clan memnber,

and yes im a girl , (oh i thought u was a gold digger)

and what the heck is wrong with the way i play,

cuz my skills are better than urs in everyway,

See i know how to play, and its simple but,

all i did, is read the esf manual book,

So im all intech, tryin to find a perfet map,

throwing ki blast at a clan, and all my moves get flected back,

(Verse Kuniva and Kon Artist (played by two noobs)

Look at neon asuka man thinkin she the s***

yea i know all by herself killing like a b****

Hey i thought we had a chance to try a doubleteam,

me: No, im doing the double, well u know what i mean..,

Your gonna be late for ur turn,

man i dont care about my turn,

But our turn just passed up, and shes already passed us

You know what man, ima do somethin.....
Hey Asuka!! (me: u got somethin to say)

Man nothin, i thought u were about to kill her off man whats up,

man i kill her when i feel like it man shut up, and you aint even back me up,

were suppose to be new , man i was about to beat her up right after you man i swear i swear man...

(chours)


These players dont even know how to melee...

You pawn them then there looking for there mommy..

You try to kick them and they still will come back....

Then cry and b**** about how they just got hacked..

You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, You Hack, Your Hack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Outro)
oooooo

Im the best player in the game, i make all the other damn players kill of and die..

im the best player in the game, my ki blast makes all the the newbies just b**** and wine

Im hacking..yea yea yea..im hacking.....look out for my next move, its called hacking..

(repeat2x)
I hack hack hack hack , my hacking , makes all the noobs just wanma stop playing..



My hacking...." looks around the server " Where everybody go.....

LMAO That was simply brillant that chours, is still running threw my head u did it word from word and hit every line from the lyrics almost right :laff:

 

[Tsunami]

n00bs/Tsunami (Quarter/Fuel)



You n00bs are dead before your time
You know It's coming down
If you could only see how to act
You'd see that you wouldn't get banned.

[Chorus:]
So you act all dumb
Just to get attention
You spam a lot
Til you get banned.

You have no place to call your own
But you come to our forums
Just to cause trouble
You'd see your time is short

[Chorus:]
So you act all dumb
Just to get attention
You spam a lot
Til you get banned.