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good one 
) i voted no no no , spam brings too much chaos and stupidness.
) i voted no no no , spam brings too much chaos and stupidness.
Spam forum.
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What's with the urge to spam anyway (those that voted 'yes')?
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why not? a spam forum would be awesome as hfil!
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What if we put "Just kidding *" at the end of every post?
Since no one wanted to help me plug FP, I'll do it myself.
"Hey Chief Hiawatha!"
"Hey Bob. What's up? You seem excited."
"Excited? You betcha your gosh darn geewillikers! I just bought my way into a super elite club called the "Force Pit"!"
"Super Elite Club, Bob? This isn't another cult right, cause you remember what happened the last time, what with the ana..."
"No. Shut up. Chief. Look at me. Shut. Up. That didn't happen. Anyway! The Force Pit is a place where we get super cool updates designed especially for us Kool Kats!"
"Oh. You didn't have to pay for that, right?"
"Why, yes I did, Chief! Only 5 dollars from the good 'ol U.S. of A!"
"Wow, sounds like you got ripped off."
"No, Chief. I didn't. See, us kool kats get super kool pictures from upcoming versions of ESF. In addition to that, we get to make cah-ray-zee threads that are just so very funny."
"Really. Like I said, sounds like you got jipped."
"Hey, Chief. Come closer. Do you see this?"
"Jesus, Bob, where the hell did you get that gun?"
"Don't worry about it, Chief. Now here's what's going to happen. I'm going to read my lines, and when I say "Go.", you're going to read yours. Ok, Chief?"
"Yeah, Bob, just...God, don't kill me, Bob! I have a wife and kids and I don't know what they'd do without..."
"Shut up."
"Ok...ok Bob."
"As I was saying, we get content no one else is allowed to see, exclusive videos, fun threads. Golly, we even get releases before the general public! Isn't that fantastic? Chief? Isn't that fantastic?"
"Yes, Bob. In fact, I would say it is amazing. All of that for one payment of $4.99....and one penny? I don't get it, Bob. Why not just say 5.."
"I didn't say "Go", Chief."
"Oh. Sorry, but this **** doesn't make sense man..."
"You shut your face and read the goddamn script or else I'll paint the walls red with your brains!"
"ALL OF THAT FOR ONE PAYMENT OF $4.99 AND ONE PENNY? WOW, BOB! THAT IS AMAZING! PLEASE DON'T ****ING KILL ME!"
"Shhh....shhh....it's ok Chief. It's ok. See, ladies and gentleman? Even Chief loves this offer! Join the FP now! You won't regret it. Tee hee hee."
"P...p...pleas...e...can..can I go now, Bob? I s-swear I won't tell anyone. I swear. Please man, I swear."
"Shh. It's ok, Chief. You're free to go. Run along now. Our business here is done."
"O..ok, Bob. Thank you, man."
"Oh, and Chief?"
"Yes?"
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Join the FP if you want exclusive content, and a fun-loving atmosphere.
Do it. Give them your money.
*" at the end of every post?Since no one wanted to help me plug FP, I'll do it myself.
"Hey Chief Hiawatha!"
"Hey Bob. What's up? You seem excited."
"Excited? You betcha your gosh darn geewillikers! I just bought my way into a super elite club called the "Force Pit"!"
"Super Elite Club, Bob? This isn't another cult right, cause you remember what happened the last time, what with the ana..."
"No. Shut up. Chief. Look at me. Shut. Up. That didn't happen. Anyway! The Force Pit is a place where we get super cool updates designed especially for us Kool Kats!"
"Oh. You didn't have to pay for that, right?"
"Why, yes I did, Chief! Only 5 dollars from the good 'ol U.S. of A!"
"Wow, sounds like you got ripped off."
"No, Chief. I didn't. See, us kool kats get super kool pictures from upcoming versions of ESF. In addition to that, we get to make cah-ray-zee threads that are just so very funny."
"Really. Like I said, sounds like you got jipped."
"Hey, Chief. Come closer. Do you see this?"
"Jesus, Bob, where the hell did you get that gun?"
"Don't worry about it, Chief. Now here's what's going to happen. I'm going to read my lines, and when I say "Go.", you're going to read yours. Ok, Chief?"
"Yeah, Bob, just...God, don't kill me, Bob! I have a wife and kids and I don't know what they'd do without..."
"Shut up."
"Ok...ok Bob."
"As I was saying, we get content no one else is allowed to see, exclusive videos, fun threads. Golly, we even get releases before the general public! Isn't that fantastic? Chief? Isn't that fantastic?"
"Yes, Bob. In fact, I would say it is amazing. All of that for one payment of $4.99....and one penny? I don't get it, Bob. Why not just say 5.."
"I didn't say "Go", Chief."
"Oh. Sorry, but this **** doesn't make sense man..."
"You shut your face and read the goddamn script or else I'll paint the walls red with your brains!"
"ALL OF THAT FOR ONE PAYMENT OF $4.99 AND ONE PENNY? WOW, BOB! THAT IS AMAZING! PLEASE DON'T ****ING KILL ME!"
"Shhh....shhh....it's ok Chief. It's ok. See, ladies and gentleman? Even Chief loves this offer! Join the FP now! You won't regret it. Tee hee hee."
"P...p...pleas...e...can..can I go now, Bob? I s-swear I won't tell anyone. I swear. Please man, I swear."
"Shh. It's ok, Chief. You're free to go. Run along now. Our business here is done."
"O..ok, Bob. Thank you, man."
"Oh, and Chief?"
"Yes?"
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Join the FP if you want exclusive content, and a fun-loving atmosphere.
Do it. Give them your money.
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I don't recall the hidden forum called the Bucket of ****?
It was visible for like a minute a while ago...
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That's where we moved the worst of threads to review.I don't recall the hidden forum called the Bucket of ****?
It was visible for like a minute a while ago...
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DEAR GODI don't recall the hidden forum called the Bucket of ****?
It was visible for like a minute a while ago...
not the bucket of ****, the horrors in there
THE HORRORS
I remember my venture there.... never again ;___;
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anyways, not sure if I posted or not, but I say this is a bad idea. Why would you want one? "Hey, I can post random snippets of stupidity! weeeeeeee!"
Eh, doesn't appeal to me as much.
