gomm! nice job there ice man, although i was expecting a but more sponky talk:O
i guess i'll start round 2 then.. omg! this time he's recycling people! isnt he clevoh! D:
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the muffin man stumbled back to his feet to the amusement of ice man. As they stood, they could feel the ship tilting below there feet, the other passengers now screaming and throwing themselves overboard, the ship now was not only sinking, but burning, the wooden deck boards burned with ease around the combatants, locking them in what resembled a ring of fire. At this time, the sun had just set below the horizon, night embraced the ship, The light from the fires illuminated the enemies with an eerie glow, casting warped highlights of there figures on the burnt floor, but yet the combatants Still stood, staring, into each others eyes, both quickly reached into the debris around them for anything useful, ice man came out with a broken chair leg, while the muffin man found something in the rubble, he gave it two tugs and it was torn free, it was then that he saw it was a deceased passengers arm. âima give ya some slap sessions!â muffin man cried out and launched himself towards iceman, who was in a swing pose, ready to strike him between the eyes, the swing narrowly missed the muffin man, but shattered the passengers arm, still he managed to fling it several times into ice mans confused face, then he felt the hard chair leg make contact with his right cheek from the returning swing, knocking him away, ice man stood up, rubbed his sore face and smiled, muffin man stood up again, and looked at his limp and shattered weapon, âpfft, useless!â and he pulled off the passengers leg instead, âwhy do you have to be so disgusting muffin man? Why donât you fight with a mans weapon.â ice man scoffed, âlegs teh uber wepon!!! It r bendy! See?!â the muffin man bended the leg a little, then stood in a swinging pose as if he tried to copy ice man, he briskly pulled out another muffin, threw it into the air, and as it came down, he hit it with the leg, with all he had, the knee of the leg made a loud crack as is snapped from the power of the swing, the 'ball' shot off into ice mans right arm, this muffin had been lined with nitro glycerine, and detonated as it made contact with his arm, ice man was engulfed by the explosion, âpay attention you tittah!â muffin man laughed out, doing his victory jig once again.
As the smoke subsided ice man was still standing, but holding his arm, or what was left of it, the blast had severed the lower arm and cauterised it, leaving a burnt stump for an arm, ice man looked at the stump with frustration, âfor this⦠Iâll tear off each of your limbs like a tiny spider!!..â as they stood staring, ice mans eyes glinted with a tiny light, and the muffin man felt a little unbalanced, he continued to stare, ice man started laughing at this time, the muffin man felt his legs tremble below him, as if he was holding a large weight, and eventually collapsed under the pressure, he tried to get up, but his legs and neither his arms would respond, he lay there, staring into the cold night, then ice man stood above him and spoke, âyou have proved yourself too much of a pest, now you shall die..this time im not going to cook you.â ice man slowly said, âwhy does dis keep happoning to mah?â the muffin man moaned "were back in your spirit, im sure you'll remember the feeling soon.." ice mans smile showed he was telling the truth. "now be a good fool and take the pain I give for the next couple of hours, lets have some fun shall we?â the muffin man noticed his severed arm were no longer there, then without a moment to spare, various hooked barbs and chains ripped out of the floor below and embraced the muffin man with there sharp edged pain, hooks and bars ripping into his flesh slowly, the muffin man wailed in agony, or so he thought, he lost control even to his speech, his limp body wrapped in chains and barbs. Ice man spoke again, âand now for that arm you took off me, Iâll take that back!â ice man knelt down to the muffin mans right arm, took a good grip and tore it from his torso with ease, the muffin man trying to scream, and not prevailing, â I think Iâll help myself to some more..â he gripped the muffin mans other arm, tearing that one off too, with unreal strength, then over the hours he worked his way till all his arms and legs were ripped from his bloody body, âhow does it feel? Do you not understand how weak you are now? Time to die I thinkâ the hooks and barbs tightened a little, the muffin man closed his eyes tight, waiting for the end, but nothing happened, he opened one eye, only to be greeted by the demented smile of ice man, âwhaâ¦pfft, I gotta get off the drugs..â the muffin man grunted, âI guess our time was up, well Iâll just tear you apart for real now..â ice man stated.
The ship was starting to break apart, the split hull spilling out trapped passengers into the murky depths, ice man single fist started emitting a eery glow, his eyes turned bloodshot, his usual calm appearance became almost insanity and his teeth started grinding, âno more..no more!â¦feel my anger!!â ice man suddenly burst forward unexpectingly, muffin man still confused, within his sprint, his fist burst into a fire, he swung it at the muffin man with all he had, the muffin man tried to block it with his left arm while dodging, the might of the punch easly snapped his arm.
âOMG!! You haxxed my arm! Lamer!â the muffin man whimpered and he looked as his limp arm as it swung in the breeze. Ice man wasnât standing, he had put all his energy into placing that blast into the muffin mans head, but was a little off. The muffin man waited patiently as ice man stood up to face his once again, the muffin man walked over. Ice man using what little energy he had to swing a few punches, but the muffin mans saggy waist took the hits with ease, the muffin man grabbed ice mans sholders, pinning him down, then with a mighty blast, he swung his head with all his might at ice mans face, the blast sent ice man through the wall he was next to.
As the muffin man recovered from the attack, rubbing his sore head, he could hear something amidst the smoke and debis, âgommâ¦gommâ he listened some more, the sound got closer âGomm!..Gomm!â from the smoke, ice man stumbled out, he let off a mighty âGOMM!!!â as he looked around, âomg! Stop ripping mah words!11!â the muffin man stated, âgmo! Tis teh muffin man!!1â ice man spluttered out âwtf did ah do you yah!â the muffin man spoke in a confused, but delighted manner. âyus! Joo got any muffins for mah?â ice man spoke. It seems that the headbutt from the muffin man must have knocked his sanity about. âgomm..oh noes! You supposed to know where mah muffins are!â the muffin man said, he then checked ice mans pockets to find a card, âyus! Dem pewple are gonnah get sponked now!!â the muffin man growled as he spoke. The ship was almost sunk, âoh noes! Teh floatah boatah is teh sinking!â ice man screamed, âjaja, lemmah get mah ickle boatah!â he pulled out a phone and rang a number, briefly after, a small 3 man boat pulled up aside the shipwreck, âgomm.. cannah comes with jooeh?â ice man question âjaja, mebbeh we can kick a dog or sumfinâ muffin man stated back with glee, and both combatants whisked off towards fightclub hq for some tag teaming sessions on random people
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i wasnt sure if the opponent is supposed to die at the end, so i saved himmah..pfft,the story was not much, liked the useage of the passengers corpse and the whole dismemberment thing throughout! lack of limbs forevoh! D: