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* Snow has joined #esf
Tenshi> \o/
Majin_dReAm> 56k sux
Grega> thats me
Majin_dReAm> aol sux
Majin_dReAm> Snow sux
Nabeshin> adsl rocks
Avenger|> adsl sucks
Majin_dReAm> Avenger| sucks
RN_Evil> owned
RN_Evil> :D
 

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nZ said:
lol wht a coincidence , but i said it better :p
No Prozac is better, don't disagree, it just makes you look stupid. Prozac = the man.

I remember talking with Wes about things, he'd always say "Why", it got pretty detailed into why poop on your chest sucks.

I have to agree that DK's quotes suck utterly alot of crap. They aren't good humour, they are just stupid nerd/grade 5 humour.

(01:44:57) (owa) Cause I live in Canada, land of the homos
(01:45:04) (+[Wes]) why
(01:45:43) (owa) Well, wes, there comes a time when a man must put his condoms away, and accept the fact that STI's aren't THAT bad
(01:45:50) (+[Wes]) why
(01:46:04) (owa) Cause Condoms give me carpet burn
(01:46:08) (+[Wes]) why
(01:46:33) (owa) My penis is to large
(01:46:53) (+[Wes]) why
(01:47:22) (owa) Cause my dad stuck his large wang into my mom, and his large wang genes got transfered to me
 
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(@Hibiki) cuc should get steel battalion!
(@Cuc|REO) I would love too
(@Cuc|REO) now all I need is another job, someone to buy my unborn baby for an uspecified amount, and a small windfall to clear up my debts so I can afford the damn joystick for it

Cuc is gonna hate me for that hahaha.
 
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Ecchi_ZzZ> i want to know how much money halo 2 makes in a week
Hibiki> alot
Ecchi_ZzZ> ad have to say atleast 200 mill
Ecchi_ZzZ> id*
Hibiki> there is no number for it
Hibiki> it will simply be called
Hibiki> haloillion
Ecchi_ZzZ> lol
Hibiki> u know its more than bill gates makes
Hibiki> i wish i had a haloillion dollars!
 
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given im sure everyone has seen my setinfo abillion times ill toss something else around


Irc said:
(Rai_Kagya) !8ball Should we do his plan yes or no?
(ChanServ) Rai_Kagya: It is decidedly so.
(Montgomery) thats a yes.
Cucumba> !8ball should the 10 kings base the fate of humanity on a stupid script?
(ChanServ) Cucumba: Yes.
* Cucumba groans.
and man i agree dReAm KiLlEr ur quotes are terrible and not funny
 
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I may not have IRC.But I do use AOL's Instant Messaging ^^.

isleepinafridge[2:42 PM]: hey
CaseClosed69[2:43 PM]:hi slut
isleepinafridge[2:43 PM]: =-O
isleepinafridge[2:44 PM]: you should respect your elders!
CaseClosed69[2:44 PM]: i respect my mom
isleepinafridge[2:44 PM]: LOL
Dbrulz72[1:24 AM]: gah, im bored.
Wang LvL 5[1:24 AM]: Why dont you go play pokemon?
Dbrulz72[1:24 AM]: youve got to be kidding...
Wang LvL 5[1:25 PM]: Well you tell me.
Wang LvL 5[1:25 PM]: I saw what you did.
Wang LvL 5[1:25 AM]: You thought no one could see you.
Wang LvL 5[1:26 AM]: But I was there.
Dbrulz72[1:26 AM] i dont need this :-\
Dbrulz72 is away at 1:56 AM
Wang LvL 5[1:56 AM]: Dont leave :'(...
Auto Response from Dbrulz72[1:56 AM]: I am away.
Wang LvL 5[1:57 AM]: Quit lying
Auto Response from Dbrulz72[1:57 PM]: I am away.
Wang LvL 5[1:57 AM]: Stop it :(
Wang LvL 5[1:58 AM]: OH SO NOW YOUR AWAY MESSAGE DOESNT EVEN TALK TO ME!
 

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Forgotten, please don't do uble post in the future, the
button is your friend.
 
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[21:16] <NeoPhazer> get big sized ones, they are better..>_>
[21:16] <Azuz> Geez
[21:16] <Lambi> thats what the girls say too ^^

old one... but fun after all! atleast if u got a twisted humor like me o_O
 

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[@SonicTheVampire] I see [22:04:41] [@SonicTheVampire] How big is it? [22:05:42] [@OptiPrime] Isn't that kind of personal?

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Originally Posted by Magus
Forgotten, please don't do uble post in the future, the
button is your friend.

Originally Posted by KelesK
Why can't I click on it..?
It had to be done . . .
 
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I feel the same way about this thread as I do with the info lines you can set in IRC. If you're quoting yourself in it, it's vastly unfunny and arrogant.

This first quote happened during a role playing session we were having. Spade happens to be Ecchi_Pron, whom everyone should know isn't the best typist in the world.

[@Cucumba] you all here the lovely sounds
[@Cucumba] . . . of telephone feedback
[+Spade|] hear*
* @Cucumba gives Ecchi a cookie
[@Cucumba] good job
[@Cucumba] now you need to work on 5 letter words

or to compliment Karrde's #esf info line

[@Deman] well we all think you're a girl!
[@Hibiki] yeah well ud want that wouldnt u
[@Hwoarang] I know I do

(sorry Hwo, but you know it's funny)

Biological love baby!
 
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-[ The_Stinger ]- WHY DID THE CHICKEN FLY ACROSS THE ROAD?
-[ [SAS]Orion ]- BECAUSE IT DIDNT WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A PANCAKE
-[ The_Stinger ]- OH YOU ALREADY KNEWZ TIZ WUN?

Been my setinfo on agct for awhile now.
Ill see if i can dig up Magus' first pwnage :p

*EDIT* Found it \o/

[23:22:44] -[ Sephiroth_Renzokuken ]- you gotto interview yourself
[23:22:53] ---- NoObMaGiC` has joined channel ----

[23:23:08] -[ Magus| ]- Who said this is coming to an end? >
[23:23:16] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- shut up
[23:23:21] -[ Magus| ]- nah im good
[23:24:11] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- shut up! i didn't tell you to talk
[23:24:26] -[ Magus| ]- Well, I talked anyways
[23:24:28] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- fking morons
[23:24:32] -[ Yui-Sakura ]- ...
[23:24:34] -[ Magus| ]- sux to be you
[23:24:40] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- stop blablating and tell me the fking url so i can fking download that fking mod
[23:24:49] * Magus| sexes up NoObMaGiC`
[23:24:56] * SM lix NoObMaGiC`
[23:24:58] -[ Magus| ]- I wuv you
[23:25:02] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- and it starts agin
[23:25:06] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- wuv in my short
[23:25:07] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- www.esforces.com
[23:25:10] -[ Magus| ]- er...I mean I "fking" wuv you
[23:25:12] -[ Sephiroth_Renzokuken ]- www.esforces.com/files/fckingidiot_beta1.0.exe
[23:25:26] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- hahhaha
[23:25:36] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- so funny sephiroth
[23:25:40] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- must be a humorist
[23:25:41] -[ Sephiroth_Renzokuken ]- i know
[23:25:48] -[ Magus| ]- Sephiroth_Renzokuken is funny as hell
[23:25:54] -[ Magus| ]- that was so funny
[23:26:06] -[ Magus| ]- his humor matches your straightness NoObMaGiC`
[23:26:21] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- your mom matches with my ****
[23:26:43] -[ Magus| ]- So you are my daddy then!?!
[23:26:47] -[ Magus| ]- yay
[23:26:49] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- hell yea
[23:26:56] -[ Magus| ]- I found my father
[23:27:06] -[ Sephiroth_Renzokuken ]- is that good or bad news?
[23:27:11] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- 206th person waiting in queue to download that ****ing mod?
[23:27:14] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- yea right
[23:27:23] -[ Magus| ]- oh wait....my dad was ***, now I know I definately found him
[23:27:34] -[ SM ]- \o/
[23:27:36] -[ SM ]- pwned
[23:27:50] -[ Magus| ]-
[23:28:06] * Tux[Lurking] throws sm through magus
[23:28:06] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- your dad is ghay?
[23:28:06] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- rofl
[23:28:10] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- ghay? wtf
[23:28:15] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- ***
[23:28:22] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- wtf man i did a mistake
[23:28:23] -[ Magus| ]- yea my dad is ***, and you said you are my dad
[23:28:24] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- wtf wtf
[23:28:30] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- why don't you go learn to spell
[23:28:35] -[ Magus| ]- so you know what that means don't ya?
[23:28:39] -[ Magus| ]- you are ***! HA!
[23:28:43] -[ SM ]- pwned
[23:28:45] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- oh man i dont know how to spell cause i made a mistake
[23:28:49] -[ SM ]- Magus| pwned you NoObMaGiC`
[23:29:02] -[ Magus| ]- that was my first pwnage
[23:29:06] -[ SM ]- heh
[23:29:14] * SM holds Magus| up for the world to see
[23:29:17] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- omg magus isnt a pwnage virgin anymoer
[23:29:18] -[ Magus| ]- Do you mean short as in short weiner?
[23:29:24] -[ Magus| ]- I can vouch for that?
[23:29:25] -[ SM ]- and again
[23:29:28] -[ Magus| ]-
[23:29:29] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- lick my ballz
[23:29:36] -[ SM ]- dragonballz?
[23:29:38] -[ Magus| ]- but lke you said, they are short
[23:29:47] -[ Magus| ]- so I can't help ya there
[23:29:48] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- dragonball mod
[23:29:52] -[ Magus| ]- sorry
[23:29:52] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- rofl
[23:30:15] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- my cousin is 7years old and he listen that ****
[23:30:29] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- wow
[23:30:33] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- I bet he feels special
[23:30:38] -[ Magus| ]- Your cousin must be much more mature than you
[23:30:38] -[ SM ]- well you must be around that age too NoObMaGiC`
[23:30:44] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- i bet you are 11
[23:30:49] -[ SM ]- so what if i am?
[23:30:58] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- so what so what
[23:30:59] -[ Magus| ]- well, the younger we are, the worse it makes you look
[23:31:12] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- lol
[23:31:15] -[ Tux[Lurking] ]- pwned again
[23:31:15] -[ Magus| ]- because apparently, we have proven to have dropped in here
[23:31:23] -[ SM ]- omg
[23:31:29] -[ SM ]- Magus| is on a roll
[23:31:50] -[ Magus| ]- So tell your balls to quit huggin your gooch (the spot between your scrotum and *******) and then come back
[23:31:58] * Sephiroth_Renzokuken gets some popcorn and continues watching magus pwnage
[23:32:07] -[ SM ]- \o/
[23:32:12] -[ SM ]- Magus| = teh pwnage
[23:32:17] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- eat my ballz
[23:32:18] -[ SM ]- NoObMaGiC` = teh not
[23:32:30] -[ Magus| ]- If I ate your balls, that would shoot your maturing chances
[23:32:38] -[ SM ]- OMFG
[23:32:43] -[ SM ]- rofl
[23:32:44] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- stfu and do it
[23:32:51] -[ SM ]- nice comeback
[23:33:10] -[ Magus| ]- If I tried, I'd have to bring a search team with me, or a crane to suspend them so they can drop
[23:33:19] -[ SM ]- \o/!!!!
[23:33:27] -[ Magus| ]- or at least grow a pube dude, oh and your first pube is not the thing you pissed out of
[23:33:27] -[ SM ]- NoObMaGiC` give it up
[23:33:43] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- wait your mom got my **** in her hand
[23:33:47] -[ SM ]- o_O
[23:33:48] -[ Sephiroth_Renzokuken ]- you've got pwned written all over your head
[23:33:52] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]-
[23:33:57] -[ Magus| ]- Well, you said it was short write?
[23:34:04] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- im fking downloading that fking mod
[23:34:06] -[ Magus| ]- Unless my mom's hand is a tweezer
[23:34:13] -[ Magus| ]- then she is holding it
[23:34:23] -[ NoObMaGiC` ]- so i can fking own you
[23:34:24] -[ SM ]- \o/
[23:34:33] -[ SM ]- NoObMaGiC` just give it up man
[23:34:36] -[ SM ]- youve been pwned
[23:34:40] -[ SM ]- to death
[23:34:40] -[ Cheeseman ]- !k NoObMaGiC` come back with a grasp of decency, or dont come back at all
[23:34:40] ---- NoObMaGiC` was kicked by ChanServ (come back with a grasp of decency, or dont come back at all (Cheeseman)) ----
 
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Magus said:
Forgotten, please don't do uble post in the future, the
button is your friend.
...
...But...B-But I'm afraid of this..."Edit Button" o_o
 

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(19:18:32) (owa) [Wes]Work: do you like boobies?
(19:19:39) (+OptimusSkoolz0r|) I can vouch for him.
(19:19:39) (+OptimusSkoolz0r|) No.
(19:19:43) (+OptimusSkoolz0r|) He likes wieners
(19:19:47) (+OptimusSkoolz0r|) maybe man boobies
(19:19:49) (+[Wes]Work) only OptimusSkoolz0r|'s
(19:19:51) (owa) Big hot spicey man weiners?
(19:20:03) (+[Wes]Work) cold metal ones
(19:20:08) (+[Wes]Work) like Opti's
(19:20:09) (owa) Cold metal boners?
(19:20:24) (+[Wes]Work) totally
 

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I feel the same way about this thread as I do with the info lines you can set in IRC. If you're quoting yourself in it, it's vastly unfunny and arrogant.
YES! Thank you Deman for understanding why I hate this thread and those infoline.
 

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The_Forgotten said:
...
...But...B-But I'm afraid of this..."Edit Button" o_o
I just asked you to double post, and now you spam? -_-

Last friendly warning before I hand out another officiail one.

Kelesk, this is about the pic thread not the edit button..

Once again, people go off topic.

Next off topic post will be dealt with accordingly.
Don't make me sad. :(
 
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(Ecchi_Pr0n) i can make posien (Hibiki) u cant even spell posion (Hibiki) let alone make it

The irony.
 
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Wesley Gibson said:
(Ecchi_Pr0n) i can make posien (Hibiki) u cant even spell posion (Hibiki) let alone make it

The irony.
yeah but that was just a slip of the fingers i actually know how to spell poison
 

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