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Bridge Keeper: What! Is your name?

Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot Of Camelot.

Bridge Keeper: What! Is Your Quest?

Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridge Keeper: What! Is Your Favourite Colour?

Sir Lancelot: Blue.

Bridge Keeper: Allright Then, You may pass.

Sir Lancelot: Oh........uh.............why thank you.

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Bravely bold Sir Robin
went forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared
to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
or his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
and his body burned away.
And his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
and his liver removed and bowels uncleffed
and his nostrils raped and his penis...

Sir Robin: That's ah... that's enough music for now, lads.
 
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Lord: Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard: Not to leave the room. Even if you come and get him.
Lord: No, no. Until I come and get him.
Guard: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Lord: No, no. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard: And you'll come and get him.
Lord: Right.
Guard: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him from entering the room.
Lord: No, no. Leaving the room.
Guard: Leaving the room. Yes.
Lord: Alright?
Guard: Fine. Oh.. if if if if if ahhh if we... if if if ...
Lord: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. Alright?
Guard: Oh, I remember. Ahh can he leave the room with us?
Lord: No... you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Guard: Oh, yes. We'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were with him...
Lord: No, just keep him in here...
Guard: ...Until you or anyone else...
Lord: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard: Just you..
Lord: ...get back.
Guard: Get back.
Lord: Right?
Guard: Right. We'll stay here until you get back.
Lord: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard: What?
Lord: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard: The Prince?
Lord: Yes. Make sure he doen't leave!
Guard: Ohh, yes. Of course! I thought you meant him. You know it seemed a bit daff to guard him when he's a guard.
Lord: Is that clear?
Guard: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
Lord: Right. (He starts to leave, the guards follow) Where are you going?
Guard: We're coming with you.
Lord: No, I want you to stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard: Oh I see. Right.

*Edit* Triple Post, should i go for quadrouple? Maybe even Quintupple? Naaahhhh, better not.

*Edit#2* Oh ya, i forgot.........spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

*Edit#3* I Think thats enough spam from me...........................for now.....................................
 
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bah im not gonna spam like all the morons out there in this forum, might have some lame insult by some of you but who cares. Hi VT, glad to see you found time to spread you spamming greatness on the forum another time..

im done. :S
 
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Hmmm . . . it's just about time to nuke this thread from orbit.
























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