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Liu Kang was about right because he had hemroids with screwballs stuck in his nostrils. Then everything exploded, because Scorpion sexed Sub-Zero's dead mother, Kitana. Crazy end. Then, out popped Papa Smurf with Smurfette, chained to a belly-button bong smoker, who smelled like sushi and ramen. Everyone thought he was drugged because she farted cherries with cream spinach, which engulfed Papa Smurf's and Smurfette's poop with Bigmacs and fries along with taco's and cheese. Madonna kissed Kano for letting Superman kill everyone with his dildo and wife shooting. Arnold Schwarzenegger will lick slugs sexually... but ripped his socks on rocks while farting with Sly Stallone. Nâzgul got shot by Iceman with PSG-1. Blood splattered on everything around Chi-town hookers and DIED!! Satan humped a dog while eating marshmellows with gravy. Humpty fooked a gummy bear untill morning when he ate *****ny Spears on Jerry Springer. Nukes everything. Then Baraka went to hell's whole toilet. Kung Lao farted by my shotgun gal, SailorAlea. Then Snake101 disconnected Anty's rubber chicken, LeChick. However, a Rickenbacker was thrown