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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my

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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly.
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in they
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in they tripped
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in they tripped over
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in they tripped over Hwoarang's
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in they tripped over Hwoarang's hat
 
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One evening Deverz died of alcohol. We danced wildly. Except the one's who felt ill from drinking too much gasoline with Element4q2. So they went to Mexico and searched for GOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!! In the Scruffster mines, but mysterious from the holes in the butter that melted came Cold Steel, who confiscated my virginity during voodoo rituals. Oh, then i sexed myself with a MinesSkylineR34 behind the wall, using spikesticks to tear teddybears privates off. Anyway the platypus flew naked towards Suicidal_Maniac then crashed into Suicidal_Maniac's evil doormat, which was dead-sexy, considering what smells like cheese running. Night-prowlers came into my panties, so they violated my teddybear repeatedly. when grandpa and great grandpa walked in they tripped over Hwoarang's hat which
 

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