omfg wtf!

[Suh Dude]

I was eating a bag of c00ki3s, and. It tasted horrible. I kept eating. I found this huge piece, and I ate it. While I was eating.. I found a condom wrapper... and it looks like the lubericant came out of it. The "latex" was brownish. I was going to throw up, but I didn't, just a awful. I wonder who's been using a condom at work while baking cookies..

I will never eat Estee cookies again...

OMFG NEVER SAY THIS IS THE SECRET RECIPE!! D:

 

[Arthos]

Oh. My. God.


ACK!!! That's the closest I've been to vomiting in, say, 2 years.

 

[Synth]

Truely... horrible.

 

[Suh Dude]

I learned my lesson... Never eat any third party products that no other people know. =O.

 

[Brim]

Sue their asses off, it's the American way after all...even if you aren't american

 

[Optimus Prime]

That's definate cause for a lawsuit.

 

[RavenTrunks]

Man yeah sue em, but then again, how can you prove it? thats kinda hard to beleive ya know..

 

[|Overlord|]

i don't know if a judge , jury or magistrate would buy it , unless they raid the place and see who uses comdomes or se who likes playying "bed bash" alot

 

[SPIDER-BITE]

u think that's bad. Check this out. I know this guy. And he was drinking big M (flavored milk). And like a big chunk of something came out of the carton. AND IT WAS THE HEAD OF THE MOUSE!!! And his mum rang the number on the carton to tell them. And they sent a guy over, and he took the mouse head! They were pretty stupid to actually give it to him. henyway...

 

[Ravendust]

You sometimes get nails/lizards in chips, but I think this is the first condom i've heard of. Be traumatised and consult a solicitor, see if you have a case

 

[Rocky]

Serves you right for eating cookies that didn't taste right.

 

[Godhand]

You are now officially consitered a proteinbeast! Have a cookie ;B!


(for the kids here, Sperm = big proteinboost)

 

[itr]

If you live in America you will win.

 

[KyoKusanagi]

I found a naked girl in my birthday cake...that was pretty cool.

 

[Suh Dude]

Serves you right for eating cookies that didn't taste right.

You're so mean, I got sick today. >_>

 

[Prozac]

I found a condom wrapper... and it looks like the lubericant came out of it. The "latex" was brownish. I was going to throw up, but I didn't, just a awful.

dude why are you complaining
condom lubrication tastes great
[edit] So I've heard ;D

 

[Ravendust]

It was brown? It could've been in someones ass before it fell in. Or maybe it was one of those 'ass flavoured' condoms i've heard so much about. Just in case the situation wasn't great enough.

 

[Suh Dude]

Yes, it was all browned. It was used I think because I saw little dry "white" stuff inside the wrapper.

 

[Ravendust]

This might sound ridiculous but you get people in boring factory jobs who put condoms on bottles and shove them up their ass to pass the time, then they go to casualty and say 'I fell on it'. Just one of many crazy things that could've happened.

 

[Raistlin_Majere]

i dont know why the hell i read this.... now i also got sick xD