(I did not notice my post would be this long)Peasants- We have found a witch! Shes a witch! Shes a witch!
Leader of town- And how do we know that she's a witch?
Peasants- Her nose! Her hat!
Leader- Is that all? Can we only prove shes a witch by her looks?
Peasants- She burns up like a witch!
Leader- What else burns?
Peasents- (long silence) Wood?
Leader- Yes. What else does wood do?
Peasents- (more silence) Float?
Leader- Yes! What else floats besides wood?
Peasants- Small rocks!...Dirt!
King arthur- A duck
Leader- Yes! So if she weighs as much as a duck, she must be a witch!
(Both the lady and a duck are put on a huge balance, and they are even)
Peasants- She's a witch! She's a witch!! She will burn at the stake!