castellano ahhah damn ive been assimilated to american culture so much i can hardly speak spanish
I can give you one reason to go to mexico, to go escape america
Seriously though dont move to mexico its a ****y country honestly its just a weak third world country youll find nothing there but a hot wasteland under the costume of a tropical paradise(only in some regions of mexico) The people can be very nice but equally can be very very very evil... Also since they arent standardized like industrialised nations(they are third world remember)
so if you go to the hospital hope its for nothing serious and also if your light skinned and move to one of the states that are close to america your gona get ripped on many things for the first few years you live there unless you make some god friends or hit the floor running...
Im trashing this country cause i am a native american from that region from the most southern point of mexico almost central america my parents are mexican but i was born in america. That still makes me mexican cause i dont get the american title here ahahh my skin is brown, theres an unwritten law here in america that you have to be white to be american. Anywho
I can give you ten reasons to move to mexico
1. Beutiful women from the lower part of the country(not the states closer to the US although there are some)
2. Food thats not loaded with a bunch of fake **** that will kill you(Like in america)
3. Fun for no money or very little money at all
4. Once you speak spanish youll be easily accepted into society.(Unless you go to some jerk place;states near the US are jerk places anything below those states is A ok)
5. White sand beaches. (I grew up surfing here at the beaches of california I never new californias sand was supposed to be white, its just really dirty and thats why theres hardly any fish, in mexico youll find tons of animals in the water which is very scarry)
6. Can make it big real easy since they are a third world nation
7. theyll teach you to dance(not just in those hot black uniforms that they dance in during a hot ass day with a big ass hat.)
8. They're catholic, this can be good or bad from your point of view, i have no religion but i found that they can be really nice cause theyll follow theyre religious rules so often wont misstreat you but also they arent extreme enough in their rules to want to force them on you
9. Not a nation were the military has a grip on the nation(Like North Korea and USA)
10. Cheap liquor lots of women in partying mood, also youll have an advantage over the natives cause your not from around there and for some reason that makes you interesting for them. I look mexican cause i have brown skin and the rest of me looks native american but they have brown skin too so ehhhhh, its funny though mexicans can tell i wasnt born in mexico from looking at me they can tell im american and that give me that lil advantage with the females too(tee hee)
Well I guess i shouldnt ccall it a crappy country it really depends where you move to cause some parts are worth moving to some parts you should never go to (TJ and mexico city) and some parts only make good vacation areas.
I just thought about what i said and like i think this must apply to all countrys cause ive been all around the US and some states are really **** and we should nuke em but california is wonderfull but it also matters where you move to. Alabama is hell if you dont have white skin.
