Madden = Porn!?

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A 14 year old boy from Utah got a little surprise recently when he popped what he thought to be a copy of Madden NFL 2007 into his Xbox360. Instead of the game, it turns out the disc contained porn. The game was bought by the kids uncle from a CircuitCity in California and was complete with the factory seal and an embossed Madden NFL 07 label on the disc. Both EA and a spokeswoman for that particular store said they have not received any other such complaints. Still, the spokeswoman promised to look into the matter further. According to next-gen.biz, Utah?s Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, Layton police and California authorities have also taken interest and are investigating the case.
Source: http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/47237/14_Year_Old_Finds_Porn_Instead_of_Madden

What has the world come to?
 
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HHAHAHA WTF!! It's Porn, big deal man. Time for some Fap fap :D. But hey, that is really awkward. Porn in a game >_>. Pff, who the hell woud do that.

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i wouldn't have raised a complaint...

Free porn > madden
 
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14 years old combined with porn is penis blisters :D
 
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word. seriously, i've never heard of a 14 year old owning up to, or complaining, of having porn !_!
 
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I am ROFLLING right now thinking the kid.. when he is about to play the game..with his parents behind him
>.< Lol i would pay to see they reaction xD
 
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They probably were like "Jonny! What are you doing?"
"Playing this new Madden NFL 2007 on my 360 Mom!"
"Okay Dinner is ready in 5 minutes"
"****"
...5 minutes later
"Honey dinner read OMG!"

Poor guy =/ Got caught faping away :(
 
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Wonder what could happen regarding XBox Live content...
 
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"EA Sports..It's in the game!"

*Porn music starts playing*

"Those arn't the Saint's!...And that's DEFINITELY not a 49er..."

Oh I could see it now.
 
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I still can't imagine the whole party there xD
poor guy >.<.
Oh well i guess father had a good time after that :talk:
 

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I'd tell my parents. There's a lawsuit in this, and in that lawsuit money :yes:
 
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I'd rather have madden in the end :p
 
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yeh porn is free all over the internet, and the same movie gets boring much faster than madden ;) (I hope anyway.. )
 
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Lawsuit = Money = Lots of porn + anything else you want
 
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Excuse me, but, I don't see any "crime against children" taking place here. They bought a game, and the game was apparently pressed with the wrong image.


So... Where is this crime? Errors like this happen, but, it's not like they intended to sell a pornographic DVD.
 
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His mind has been severely warped by this "accident". He will forever view girls as nothing more than sexual objects, and he will always believe he has an extremely tiny wang after seeing the abominations those stars wield. He needs cash money to fix his fragile little mind.

It is only right.
 

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