lawl,pwninated my moms birthday

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Ive always had problems with my mother, one of the recurring things is that i NEVER get her anything for her birthday, cuz well im always broke near the end of the year because of christmas, but this year i was saving up for a xbox 360 so i had a surplus of extra money when it rolled around.

years back we had a dachshaund, or however its spelled. a more common word is 'weiner dog", and this dog was never more than 2 feet away from her until the day it died.

shes always wanted another one, and every holiday involving presents she is always hinting that she wants a new one, but nobody has stepped up to pay for a purebreed dog for her, instead buying her cheap presents from the local grocery store =/.

this year though, i wanted to do something special. I was at a local flea market, and they literally had a dog ON SALE. marked down from 250$ to 100$ because it had a broken tail that they didnt let set correctly, so in essence it was "damaged goods", but i knew my mom wouldnt care so long as it was a weiner dog.

when i brought it to her house, she nearly cried when she saw it, she didnt even realize it was hers yet, but when i told her "hapy birthday" and handed her the dog, threw about 14 million "i love yous" my direction and gave me a huge hug, it made me feel pretty good.

sadly, the dog hates her >_>, but im sure he's gonna grow out of that pretty soon.

i effectively destroyed everyone elses birthday present for her lol, my stepdad was a little ticked, He bought her a new television and thought he won the "top gift" award this year, nothing can defeat the awesomeness of a weiner dog puppy though.



we havent named it yet and i was wondering if you guys had any idea, which is the primary reason i made this thread (that and boredom)

we kinda have a family tradition of naming the pets alphabetically, we are up to G since we started that rule. But we cant think of anything =/



ill post pictures of the little guy later on,
 
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From the thread name, it sounded more like you ruined her birthday. Glad to see I was wrong.
 
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Just give it a non-dog name :/ I hate it when people call their dog names like "Fido" or something like that..

Name him Bob or Jim :eek:
 
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G?

Call him 'Guy'.

Hey, it's a name! And original. x3
 
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Enjoy!!! ^_^

GAlileo
Gabe
Gable
Gage
Gala
Gale
Galen
Galileo
Galvin
Gambit
Gambler
Gameboy
Gandhi
Garbo
Garlic
Garcia
Gardenia
Garfield
Gargoyle
Garlic
Garlik
Garron
Garth
Gator
Gavin
Gazelle
Gabin
Gazella
Gecko
Geezer
Geisha
Gemini
Genie
Genius
General
Geneba
Genius
Geppetto
Gerard
Gerber
Gert
Geronimo
Gertrude
Ghost
Gib
Giddy
Gideon
Gidget
Giggles
Gigolo
Gilligan
Gilda
Giliath
Gilroy
Gin
Ginger
Gipper
Girlfriend
Gizmo
Gladiator
Glee
Glory
Glover
Go-Go
Goblin
Godzilla
Goldie
Goldilocks
Goliath
Golly
Gomer
Gonzo
Goober
Gooch
Goofy
Goomba
Goose
Gooseberry
Gordo
Gorgeous
Gopher
Gorky
Gouda
Governor
Grace
Gracie
Graffiiti
Gremlin
Granola
Grazie
Gretchen
Gretel
Griffin
Gringo
Grits
Grizz
Groucho
Grover
Grumpy
Guardian
Gucci
Guido
Gulliver
Gumball
Gumbo
Gumby
Gumdrop
Gummie Bear
Gump
Gunner
Guru
Gus
Gussy
Gusto
Guy
Gypsy
Gyro
 
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Not DOUBLE POSTING just too big to fit in 1 post thats all. Also is it a male or female I couldn't get that from your first post.

G.I.Joe
G-String
Gabardine
Gabbai
Gabbi
Gabby
Gabe
Gabin
Gable
Gabor
Gabriel
Gabrielle
Gades
Gadge
Gael
Gaelic
Gaelin
Gage
Gaiety
Gainesfort
Gainsborough
Gala
Galatea
Galaxy
Gale
Galen
Galena
Galileo
Galla
Gallant
Gallop
Gallup
Galvani
Galvin
Gam
Gama
Gambart
Gambit
Gamble
Gambler
Gameboy
Gamma
Gamow
Gandhi
Ganga
Gangway
Gannett
Garbo
Garcia
Gardener
Gardenia
Garfield
Garfunkel
Gargoyle
Garibaldi
Garland
Garlic
Garlik
Garnet
Garo
Garp
Garrett
Garrison
Garron
Garroway
Garth
Garvey
Gary
Gasman
Gatekeeper
Gateway
Gator
Gatsby
Gatway
Gatwick
Gaucho
Gaudy
Gavin
***le
***lord
Gaz
Gazella
Gazoo
Gazpacho
Gecko
Geekie
Geewiz
Geezer
Geisha
Gem
Gemini



Gemma
General
Genesis
Genet
Geneva
Geneve
Genghis
Genie
Genius
Genna
Genoa
Gentry
Geoff
Geoffrey
Geometrical
George
Georgette
Georgia
Geppetto
Gerado
Gerald
Geraldine
Geranium
Gerard
Gerber
Gerbil
Geretchen
Geri
Germaine
Geronimo
Gerri
Gershwin
Gert
Gertie
Gertrude
Gery
Gesi
Gestalt
Ghiradelli
Ghost
Ghostbuster
Giacometti
Gianni
Gib
Gibson
Giddy
Gideon
Gidget
Giffon
Gifford
Giggles
Gigi
Giglet
Gigolo
Gilda
Giles
Giliath
Gill
Gillespie
Gilli
Gilligan
Gillis
Gillyflower
Gilmore
Gilroy
Gimbel
Gimlet
Gimp
Gin
Gina
Giner
Ginga
Ginger
Gingerbread
Gingersnap
Gingham
Gino
Ginseng
Ginza
Giordano
Giorgio
Giovanni
Gipper
Gipzy
Girard
Girl
Girlfriend
Giro
Gish
Gitta
Giuseppe


Givenchy
Gizelle
Gizmo
Glacier
Gladiator
Gladiola
Gladstone
Gladys
Glamor
Glaspell
Glass
Gleason
Glee
Glenda
Glenlivet
Glenn
Glick
Glimmer
Glitter
Gloria
Glory
Glover
Gnasher
Gnocchi
Gnome
Go-Go
Gobble
Gobbledegook
Goblet
Goblin
Gobo
Goddard
Godfather
Godiva
Godrey
Godspeed
Godwin
Godzilla
Goiter
Golda
Goldberg
Goldfinger
Goldie
Goldilocks
Goldwater
Goliath
Golie
Golly
Gomer
Gomez
Gomorrah
Gonzales
Gonzo
Gooba
Goober
Gooch
Goodwill
Gooey
Goofy
Goomba
Goose
Gooseberry
Goosebumps
Gopher
Gorbachev
Gorbie
Gordie
Gordimer
Gordo
Gordon
Gordy
Gorgeous
Gorilla
Gorky
Gotham
Gothic
Gouda
Goulash
Gourmet
Governess
Governor
Govia
Gozcu
Gozzett
Grable
Grace
Gracie
Graciella
Graduate
Grady Graf
Graffiti


Graham
Gramps
Granat
Grandeur
Granger
Granite
Grannie
Granola
Grant
Graphic
Gravlax
Grayson
Grazie
Graziella
Greco
Greeley
Greenwich
Greer
Gregory
Gremlin
Greta
Gretchen
Gretel
Grey
Greystoke
Grier
Griff
Griffey
Griffin
Grigio
Grimaldi
Grime
Gringo
Griselda
Griswald
Gritz
Grizzard
Grizzly
Grody
Gromyko
Groucho
Grover
Grumpus
Grumpy
Grunge
Grunion
Grunt
Grymus
Guardian
Guaro
Guava
Guaymas
Gucci
Gucia
Gucio
Guck
Guff
Guffaw
Guido
Guiness
Guinevere
Guinness
Gulliver
Gumball
Gumbo
Gumby
Gumdrop
Gummy
Gump
Gumps
Gumshoe
Gunner
Gunney
Gunsmoke
Gunther
Guru
Gus
Gussie
Gussy
Gustavo
Gusto
Gustoff
Guthrie
Guy
Gwen
Gwendolyn
Gwynne
Gypsum
Gypsy
Gyra
Gyro

Google ftw!!
 
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Great Sarutobi?

starts with a g


how bout Gregg that is my name also





Call him ***


BAD ***
 
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Sarutobi Sensei said:
Great Sarutobi?

starts with a g


how bout Gregg that is my name also





Call him ***


BAD ***
LMAO... call him Garry. Meow
 
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I agree on Google

or go with Kain

<_<

Yeah, google would be a kick ass dog name. That's what I was actually planning on naming my dog when I get a new one, haha
 
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I would lmao if someone called their dog Google, but on the other hand, Google sounds very dog-ish so it wouldn't be a bad name. (Don't you get money for advertising for google or something?) That...or Ghandi would be pretty cool. :p
 
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Call him GINGIVITIS...so when he is bad you can say


BAD GINGIVITIS BAD. Go away gingivitis. Don't kiss that man Gingivitis.

oh gingivitis is sniffing at your croch how cute
 

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