I got this in my email from my cousin today....
Subject: Mastercard Wedding
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took
> > > > > > > > place at Clemson University. It was in the local
> > > > > > > > newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the
> > > > > > > > wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on
stage
> > > > > > > > with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said
he
> > > > > > > > wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long
> > > > > > > > distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> > > > > > > > especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family
> > > > > > > > and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
> > > > > > > > such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
> > > > > > > > appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> > > > > > > > special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of
> > > > > > > > everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a
> > > > > > > > manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
> > > > > > > > everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
> > > > > > > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of
> > > > > > > > his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom
> > > > > > > > had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had
> > > > > > > > hired a private detective to tail them.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After just standing there, just watching the
guests'
> > > > > > > > reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> > > > > > > > best man and said, "F--- you!" he turned to his
bride
> > > > > > > > and said, "F--- you!"
> > > > > > > > Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said,
> > > > > > > > "I'm outta here."
> > > > > > > > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > > > > > > > morning. While most people would have
canceled
> > > > > > > > the wedding immediately after finding out about
the
> > > > > > > > affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if
> > > > > > > > nothing were wrong.
> > > > > > > > His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay
over
> > > > > > > > $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and
> > > > > > > > best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> > > > > > > > reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > > > > > > > members. This guy has balls the size of church
bells.
> > > > > > > > Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless"
> > > > > > > > commercial outta this?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
members
> > > > > > > > and
friends...........................................$32,000.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion
> > > > > > > > .......................................$3,000.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > > > > > > >
Maui.....................................................$8,500
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10
> > > > > > > > glossy of the bride humping the best
> > > > > > > > man.........priceless.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There are some things money can't buy; for
> > > > > > > > everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
Subject: Mastercard Wedding
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took
> > > > > > > > place at Clemson University. It was in the local
> > > > > > > > newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the
> > > > > > > > wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on
stage
> > > > > > > > with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said
he
> > > > > > > > wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long
> > > > > > > > distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> > > > > > > > especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family
> > > > > > > > and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
> > > > > > > > such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
> > > > > > > > appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> > > > > > > > special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of
> > > > > > > > everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a
> > > > > > > > manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
> > > > > > > > everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
> > > > > > > > Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of
> > > > > > > > his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom
> > > > > > > > had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had
> > > > > > > > hired a private detective to tail them.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > After just standing there, just watching the
guests'
> > > > > > > > reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> > > > > > > > best man and said, "F--- you!" he turned to his
bride
> > > > > > > > and said, "F--- you!"
> > > > > > > > Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said,
> > > > > > > > "I'm outta here."
> > > > > > > > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > > > > > > > morning. While most people would have
canceled
> > > > > > > > the wedding immediately after finding out about
the
> > > > > > > > affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if
> > > > > > > > nothing were wrong.
> > > > > > > > His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay
over
> > > > > > > > $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and
> > > > > > > > best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> > > > > > > > reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > > > > > > > members. This guy has balls the size of church
bells.
> > > > > > > > Do you think we might get a MasterCard
"priceless"
> > > > > > > > commercial outta this?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
members
> > > > > > > > and
friends...........................................$32,000.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion
> > > > > > > > .......................................$3,000.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > > > > > > >
Maui.....................................................$8,500
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10
> > > > > > > > glossy of the bride humping the best
> > > > > > > > man.........priceless.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There are some things money can't buy; for
> > > > > > > > everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!
