It is time . . . for the KAIJU DEATHMATCH! Cucjira Tai Hibera!

[DiebytheSword]

Hibiki, you and I must do battle in the time honored tradition of Japan. You and I will don our silly hats and fight to the death as Giant Kaiju Monsters™!

Face me, Hibera! Cucjira awaits!

I request that our referee has some form of love for rubber monster suit movies from Daiei and Toho . . . or many of the silly jokes will be lost on you.

 

[Hibiki]

i thought u were whining that u had no time and bunch of other fights and the royal rumble and that ur job was taking up so much time and a dingo ate ur baby?

but if its a fight u want tis a fight u will have

 

[Engar]

Well gentlemen, it's time.

This battle shall take place in the busy streets of Tokyo. Insignificant little men wander around in their busy lives, unheeding of the danger that is approaching. The military is unprepared. The world is unready.

But, ready or not, a battle is approaching..

Begin your rubber-fisted smack-talk!

(Hmm, hope this fits into your theme.. I've managed to catch one or two of this brand but there's always room for error..)