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Well...is he?
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He basically knows everything about you:
he knows when you're asleep or awake, whether you've been good or bad, he even knows where you live O_O.
Basically he's the ultimate unnoticed stalker :|
he knows when you're asleep or awake, whether you've been good or bad, he even knows where you live O_O.
Basically he's the ultimate unnoticed stalker :|
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Hate to break it to you, but santa isn't real.. Santa was invented by the Coca-Cola inc. to give kids something to look forward to.
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lol @ Santa being created by Coca-Cola XD
Initially he was some goody 2 shoes named Nicolas or something :|
Initially he was some goody 2 shoes named Nicolas or something :|
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Lionheart... ur 15... please dont tell me you don't know the truth about Santa!
Santa was actually a man named phil who liked potatoes. He also liked growing potatoes and selling potato drugs. He also did smuggling and beer. Although he was sober most of the time, it was when the Coca Cola company approached him that he became drunk with power and began annihilating the earth by making kids think that making old grannies cross the road will get them that PS3 they've always wanted.
Santa was actually a man named phil who liked potatoes. He also liked growing potatoes and selling potato drugs. He also did smuggling and beer. Although he was sober most of the time, it was when the Coca Cola company approached him that he became drunk with power and began annihilating the earth by making kids think that making old grannies cross the road will get them that PS3 they've always wanted.
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LOL ofcourse not, just that jakut always has crazy theories he tells me about on msn, last time it was that zeus was an ass cuz he killed chronos.
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Uh no.
Coca Cola are responsible for the red and white outfit, nothing more. (and even that is debateable)
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Seconded..Grega(msn) said:
Quoted for truth.
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Isn't santa just jesus in pajamas?
So isn't the real question...is jesus a stalker?
So isn't the real question...is jesus a stalker?
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See above.
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Santa... sigh... what has the world come to?
As far as I know, he was saint Nicolas (one of jesus's followers), but then they made him fat, dressed with red and white and... fat.
Because of current Santa's "existence", christianity has hit rock bottom. Christmas is about CHRIST'S BIRTH, not some fat bloke's gift party.
As far as I know, he was saint Nicolas (one of jesus's followers), but then they made him fat, dressed with red and white and... fat.
Because of current Santa's "existence", christianity has hit rock bottom. Christmas is about CHRIST'S BIRTH, not some fat bloke's gift party.
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Stalker
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
Considering jolly ol' Saint Nick only comes around once a year, I think it's safe to say, no, he isn't a stalker.
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
Considering jolly ol' Saint Nick only comes around once a year, I think it's safe to say, no, he isn't a stalker.