I'm Rubbing One Out Right Now

[DJ-Ready]

*fap fap fap* .. its officially healthy now

 

[Synth]

I wonder if they'll perscribe pornography to middle aged men now.

 

[Spunky]

*fap fap fap* .. its officially healthy now

It was healthy before. >_O

 

[Dzamija]

Actually I think the cops that do try to arrest you for public masturbation should be charged with attempted murder.

LOL! Sigged.

@thread: I always knew masturbating was good for something. That's one less worry in my life

 

[MF29]

I think DJ-Ready's signature persuades many people to masturbate.

 

[kam!]

"Billy are you masturbating?!?
No Mom, that's cancer Prophylaxis..."

 

[Spunky]

I think DJ-Ready's signature persuades many people to masturbate.

Pedophile. >_>

 

[Mr.Lukyas]

Pedophile. >_>

If Gryph is pedophile, then DJ is one, aswell

 

[Synth]

If Gryph is pedophile, then DJ is one, aswell

Yeah, we're basically getting free hentai through his random sigs.

 

[MC]

I'm still somewhat skeptical regarding this "discovery". Not to mention as I stated before, no follow up studies have been conducted since that article was published. Either way, you're better off eating healthy and exercising than simply masturbating frequently.

 

[Zeonix]

MC is a non-believer. Quickly, shun him!

SHUUUUUUUNNNNN

 

[Synth]

SHUUUUUUUNNNNN

*fap* *fap* fap*

SHUUUUUUUNNNNN

 

[Zeonix]

I just hope this news isn't going to stop you boys from trying to hook up with a real live woman.

 

[kam!]

SHUNNNN

I just hope this news isn't going to stop you boys from trying to hook up with a real live woman.

Real women count as "clearing the duct" too. Only downside may be STIs, but we gots rubbers for that.

 

[DaRkOwNs]

Real women count as "clearing the duct" too. Only downside may be STIs, but we gots rubbers for that.

funny that you mention that actually. they say that heating up rubber and certain plastics can cause cancer.

moral? use lubricant.

once again, masturbation is back as the top tier candidate.

 

[Zeonix]

Just....stop looking at cartoon porn and get out there and get some girls.

 

[kam!]

Just....stop looking at cartoon porn and get out there and get some girls.

NOOOO real girls don't like those tentacles. And their boobs are not gigantonourmous.

 

[Barney]

And don't forget to feel your balls too.

 

[Synth]

Also... help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or nuetered.

 

[Zeonix]

My cat was a kitten factory before I got her spayed. I don't think she's ever really forgiven me, but at least she isn't as much of a whore as before.