If you would be god for one day...what would you do?

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No, lemme explain...



The green lines are where hurricaines usually form most of the time.

The black line is where I would put the wall, the two smaller lines representing huge stability poles. Of course, the wall would have small entrances for boat travel.

My main idea behind the wall, would be to cause hurricaines to quickly dissipate, the wall maybe having some kind of wind displacement system on top of it.

and yes, it would take an act of God to construct it...
 
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I would send all the ****ers like the ones who made Beslan a hell, to hell.
 
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I would send my only son to the planet Earth, to die for all of humanity, only to be denied by the very people he was sent to save. Word.

(I'm not religious, I'm sarcastic)

Actually with god-like powers, I would delete the artwork section from this forum, since it's nothing but whiny 14 year-old's now.
 
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Hwoarang said:
No, lemme explain...



The green lines are where hurricaines usually form most of the time.

The black line is where I would put the wall, the two smaller lines representing huge stability poles. Of course, the wall would have small entrances for boat travel.

My main idea behind the wall, would be to cause hurricaines to quickly dissipate, the wall maybe having some kind of wind displacement system on top of it.

and yes, it would take an act of God to construct it...
OMG yes! If you did that, I would serve you forever.
Or atleast for that one day....

/awaits Hurricane Ivan, 140+mph winds...
 
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i should make mother nature bigger and better, "more fun less work" rules:p hmm.. maybe making all the evil creatures good ( i'm not talking about esf evil and good-_- )
and maybe have more girls on the forums where i am:p and give myself 2 other computers which are undestructable and 100% anti-spam and anti-virus, then i give the poor people more money and lessons are much cheaper so everybody can learn and will have same amount of money.. and last but not least: i know everything about mapping,modeling+skinning+animating,making textures,work with paintshop,coding,spriting,and have 1 big program which can do everything like: the things i need to know ( which i should know ) and things i wanna make like own engine
PS. the mapping,modeling etc. are for every mod and engine which exist and the mods and engines which are existing in the future until the earth will die
PS.{2} now i need some rest because my hand hurts because i'm not a god anymore:p ( why is it always a dutch human who asks or talk about being god? )
 
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I would either fix my mistake that I called humanity or wipe it from the earth and place a better species in its place. I guess it all depended on how I am feeling that day.

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Kurt said:
I would send my only son to the planet Earth, to die for all of humanity, only to be denied by the very people he was sent to save. Word.

(I'm not religious, I'm sarcastic)
Word.
 

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id struck down the ppl that think that linkin park = heavy metal... so basicly id struck down 12 year olds that are surfing these boards


seems cool
 
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I'd immediatley give my powers back before I screw the world up beyond beleif.
 
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Ya'll cant just give cures to anything... diseases and natural disasters and what not are just things to make sure we dont overpopulate... but hell if youre god you can just set some kind of number that beyond that number nobody will be born/get pregnant... so whatever.

Id make everybody stop ****ing *****ing about **** and live peacefully with eachother. Plus I'd make my human form a **** load better so it would be almost god-like. Oh, and I would make sure my future will be good, plus make sure all the people i love and care about will live peacefully and safely until the day they die.

Ah, and Id give myself supernatural powers... just for the hell of it.

*EDIT_inspired_by_deman*

I would do the poor preacher thing also. Except, if they didnt let me in or give me food or what not, Id take some freaky huge form of light and energy, scream at them for not letting God in their house or something, and pimp-slap their ass to chine-town...

On a different continent.
 
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I would do nothing. Why? I believe as people it is our goal to find our own elightenment and that just showing people what enlightenment is wouldn't be as effective or appreciated much as if they found it on their own.

On second thought, I may possibly just walk aroun doing the poor prophet thing, preaching in the streets. If people chose to accept it then they may, but if not then they wouldn't be ready for enlightenment yet.
 
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Well, as Long as there is Free Will to humans There couldnt be world Peace, regardless if you were god.

Now everyone who wants peace would like my idea...

If i were god I'd wipe out civalization and start over, giving them no free will, only then will true peace be.

Now the fact Free will isn't there, many people would say thats unfair or not right, but sacrifices are always needed to make for something better. Without free will, everyone would be happy because the fact the new civalization never experienced opinions, therefore would/could never question it.

If this is something you dont want then you dont want world peace. The other alternitive that isnt true but closest we would ever get is through War.

"If you want world Peace, You must prepare for War."
 
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I would create a new planet, kinda small. And then transport the people who actually mean soemthing to me to that planet. Then build a few missle silos and nuke earth.WEEE!!! Then make animals and shizzit. And we lived happily ever after......damn happy endings....
 
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I'll destroy the earth and start sending ppl to hell and heaven

ps:if ya was wondering I was going to send some1 here to heaven then you weer wrong
 
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i wud make the dragonballs exist, make a dragon radar, put it in my house... then i cud have watever i wanted.... i'd also create my own secret paradise on the earth and a method of transportation for me to go there wenever i wanted, then to hell with the powers, i'd have everythin i needed.
 
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Well, I'll first need to tell people I exist right? that god exists?
A massive storm making people freak the hell out could work well.
After that, I'll try and figure out some things that people wont tell me, get 7 extra comps (100 giga each), and detonate my not-so-quite-at-late-night neighbors.

note that disease and hunger and terror will still stay the very same. Fixxing everything up wouldn't make people learn, it will make things worst.
 

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Deman said:
I would do nothing. Why? I believe as people it is our goal to find our own elightenment and that just showing people what enlightenment is wouldn't be as effective or appreciated much as if they found it on their own.

On second thought, I may possibly just walk aroun doing the poor prophet thing, preaching in the streets. If people chose to accept it then they may, but if not then they wouldn't be ready for enlightenment yet.
Technically , enlightment is to gain knowledge , and u can't "give" knowledge to ppl , they hav to find it for themselves.
Also RavenTrunks if you think about it we live on combat and violence, it is part of nature , we are the only spieces of animal that does it less than others. even if we had no free will combat will always be part of our nature meaning world peace is pretty much impossible. Also many people have found enlightment through combat, i dont know how but they do :S

So if i was god id teach myself something like tai chi and do combat . I wouldnt tamper with any problems e.g. hunger, dieseases etc because i think of it like this: god gave us resources and health , what happens to them is up to fate.
I would also make other spieces on different planets, so we can have combat :D that way there would be more peace in the world but more destruction rofl
 
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i'd be peeking in the girls locker room ;)

hehe no seriously i'd create something like world peace and rid the world of hunger and aids and stuff
and i'd also "zap" (read : create ) my own nissan 350z ;)
i love that car hehe
and .. it will be a tuned one hehe ^^
 
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nZ Your kinda right with what i said. The reason people found "enlightment" though combat was my last statment i found which is very true "If you want peace, You must prepare for war.". Now without free will with me as god i could control them as i please. Setting gound rules would mean they obey it. If God says no fighting then theres no free will to disobey that order. I get where your saying World Peace is impossible, because it litterally is with free will. even animals have free will, but they also have instinct that god has givin them.
 
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If I were god for a day, I'd create a pelican that flys around after Deverz and trys to bomb him! :laff:

Then I'd go about my godly buisness of helping Hwo build his giant sea wall. :tired:
 

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