I challenge....anyone....again

[Checkplease]

So who wishes to fight me....and here are my rules....skip the *** trashtalk.

 

[shadowsaiyan17]

I shall fight you

 

[DiebytheSword]

I will ref this battle, and the trashtalk stays. Those are my rules. Don't like it, challenge me for a chance to change it ;(

The venue will be a dusty bar in the american midwest.

 

[Checkplease]

So Shadow....i see you have accpeted my challenge...I hope you are ready for a fight...because I can promise you that this fight will be most extreme. I hope you pose a great challenge....please use anything you want in this fight....for this battle I will be using.

Knunchucks (Specialy made by me) *Spikes in the ends*
Whip (to go with the western style of the match).

So bring whatever you desire....The clock is ticking....

 

[shadowsaiyan17]

Your check will soon be void when im done with you. I will be using my katana and my double blade end lance

 

[Checkplease]

As Checkplease waited for his opponent...he wondered....If this would be another great battle....or small time skirmish. Checkplease loved the location for the fight....lots of stuff to use against your opponent...the stools...glasses....the paino even..."Heh this was going to be fun."

He then saw the doors open as Shadow walked in with his weapons...Checkplease froze...."DAMMIT" he thought.
If there ever was a weapon he didn't do good against it was a double bladed lance. Those things came out of nowhere...when you block one side the other one gets you...he then saw the Katana...."Geez" cant people get more imaginative with their weapons.

Shadow stood in the doorway..."huh...what...where..."
"Somthing wrong Shadow??"
"Yah.....where's the crowd???"
"Oh yah them.....they left...no beer....Heh?"
"Oh...that figures...."
"Soo shall we get started??" Checkplease said as he pulled out his whip.

Shadow...smiled....then picked up his katana...and charged....

"Phew...at least he didn't go with the Lance first...maybe I can get the advantage soon."

Checkplease....use his whip to trip up Shadow...Shadow stumbled but didn't fall....Shadow began slashing at Checkplease...

"OOOO S*&^ I didn't think this through...whips don't do short range......" Checkplease gasped.

Shadow connected with Checkpleases left side...he let out a cry of pain and Checkplease countered with a swift kick to the left leg then head.

Shadow jumped back and got back into stance....
Checkplease then broke out his whip again and started striking...the whip was quick...yes...but it was not very accurate in his non-experienced hands.

Shadow smirked as he knocked back checkplease with a kick to the stomach....
"Ooow...damn....ok this guy isn't going to go easy on me I guess...."
And so Checkplease raised his whip and Shadow got into stance.....both waiting for the other to attack........

 

[shadowsaiyan17]

Before i came to the fight i made sure i sharpened my weapons extra sharp. I walked into the door way to see Checkplease (CP for here on) sitting down drinking some vodka. "How long have we waited for this battle"? 20 post?. "I think it was 10 post" CP said. "Well lets just get into the battle". CP then charged and speared Shadow back out the door Shadow was caught off gaurd with that one i wont make the same mistake twice I thought. I then charged CP and withdrew my double bladed lance from my back holster and jumped over CP as i was goin higher in the air i noticed CP whip. It wrapped around my leg then we started spenning me around and then threw me back into the bar........It to me a few moments to recollect myself and i noticed that CP was not in the bar yet so i took this time to run and hide behind a wall. As i was hiding i was thinking to myself (This hiding is really against my training). Then CP busted through the wall i was hiding behind and speared me in the back but this time i was ready and right before he hit me i did a backflip behind him and slash him in the arm he was ingulped by a white hot pain and he fell to his knee's i then kicked him in his face he flew back threw a wall. Amazed by my own strength my mind was blank i was marveling at my own strength i guess CP took that time and whipped me in the face. My mind went black for about 10 seconds he whipped at me again this time i caught it and took it outta his hand


"So i suspose you want me to use my chucks"? CP said

"Use what eva you please" i said

he then withdrew his chucks i noticed they were his customed fitted one's he begun spinning them around so fast i could barely see them. I slashed at him with my lance only for him to parry it and hit me in the groen I almost fainted from the pain.

"You see old man you cant win im fighting for honor and for keeps" CP said.

"Young people these days have no respect i shall put respect in you boy" I said

 

[DiebytheSword]

This round goes to Checkplease, his writing and grammar were superior, as well as the general flow of his post.

 

[Checkplease]

Checkplease was standing there waiting for his opponent to strike. Shadow just sat there staring at Checkplease hoping that he would drop his guard...but he was dissapointed...Checkplease raised his whip to strike but missed his opponent...he tried and tried but Shadow was too quick for his whip.

"Ha your too slow Checkplease....try hitting me....you'll never succeed..." Shouted Shadow

Checkplease knew he couldn't hit Shadow with his whip...so he charged him...this caught Shadow off guard and he stumbled trying to get into a defensive stance...checkplease kicked him twice in the face and once in the crotch...

Shadow hit the ground....and checkplease was stunned...."oooo **** im sorry dude"...I was going for your gut...."

Shadow was gasping for air....and checkplease walked over to the tap and filled a glass up with some water..."Phssh no wonder those guys left....the taps are water....heh" Mumbled Checkplease.

He then walked over and Shadow whispered..."hey give me some of that". Checkplease, with the drink to his lips set it down behind him on the counter...."you can have this as soon as you draw blood from me".

Without hesitaion Shadow raised up with his katana and started swiping at Checkplease....he was furious..."NoBODY TALKS TO ME THAT WAY!!!!"

Checkplease backfliped and kicked a chair toward Shadow but Shadow suprisingly kicked it back and nailed Checkplease.

"OOOWWww.. damn that hurts..." Checkplease then coughed up blood...."ooo damn there goes my after battle refreshment..."

Shadow walked over to the drink and then threw his katana at checkplease stabbing him in the right leg...
Checkpelase let out a scream of pain as the weapon dug deep and hit the bone...he was sure it was going to mess his style up.

Shadow sat there drinking his water....unaware of the whip about to lacerate his back......

 

[Checkplease]

anyone going to respond???? or do i win??