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Sep 1, 2003
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Please only post jokes or stuff like that here. And NOTHING offensive in any way. Try to keep it clean. I'll start off.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected the expected?
They say i have A.D.D. They just don't understand. Oh look, a chicken.
What is the speed of dark?
If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I'm actually quite plesant. Until I'm awake.
Next time you think you're perfect try walking on water.

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