I chuckled at that one. And this one:FAQ said:How do you know HufuTM tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.
All I have to say is frickin eww.Who actually buys HufuTM?
HufuTM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that HufuTM is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. HufuTM is also a great cannibal convenience food -- no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative.
The Sitcom I'll make when I'm older said:Sarah: John, sweety, were ordering tonight. Any suggestions?
John: How about human flesh? *smirky pose*
*crowd gets wild with laughter*
Sarah: How about Pizza?
*John jumps on Sarah and starts eating the flesh off her face*
*crowd is dying of laughter*
We hope this summer to introduce two new cannibalism related food products: Hufu Healthy Hearts TM and Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver TM for the cannibal gourmand who appreciates the rich tastes of these delicacies.
That's just a plan ol' lol.HuFu FAQ said:Where can I buy real human flesh?
Sorry, we can't help you. For better or for worse, the practice of cannibalism is frowned upon in today's modern industrial democratic societies. The purchase and consumption of human flesh is almost certainly illegal where you live. We recommend that you try some Hufu (TM) instead.