Human flavored tofu D: D:

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FAQ said:
How do you know HufuTM tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.
I chuckled at that one. And this one:
Who actually buys HufuTM?
HufuTM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that HufuTM is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. HufuTM is also a great cannibal convenience food -- no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative.
All I have to say is frickin eww.
 
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K, this is purely wrong, but I've GOT to ask.

What in the hell were you searching when you came across this?

I can just imagine this in a sitcom:

The Sitcom I'll make when I'm older said:
Sarah: John, sweety, were ordering tonight. Any suggestions?
John: How about human flesh? *smirky pose*
*crowd gets wild with laughter*
Sarah: How about Pizza?
*John jumps on Sarah and starts eating the flesh off her face*
*crowd is dying of laughter*
 
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Hahaha, I saw this on the daily show...Why the hell would you even want to give people a sample of what we taste like?

Now, I wait for the Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal/Red Dragon quotes...

Fly, fly, fly...
 
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Man flesh. mmmmm
To bad its sold so far, quess im of to hunt some human tonight, hope i catch some unwarry hunters.
Man flesh is sweet like pork but more tender. All over good taste. I recomendit for all. :yes: :laff:
 
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Caniballs are sick bastards.

I hope they all die

:S

Sorry, I just think its too ****ed up.

Well, at first this site was selling real human flesh, but god, this stuff grosses me out.
 
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Heh, wonder if it tastes nice.
Pretty bizarre though, I laughed at this bit;
We hope this summer to introduce two new cannibalism related food products: Hufu Healthy Hearts TM and Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver TM for the cannibal gourmand who appreciates the rich tastes of these delicacies.
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HuFu FAQ said:
Where can I buy real human flesh?
Sorry, we can't help you. For better or for worse, the practice of cannibalism is frowned upon in today's modern industrial democratic societies. The purchase and consumption of human flesh is almost certainly illegal where you live. We recommend that you try some Hufu (TM) instead.
That's just a plan ol' lol.
Plus I hope to god they are right O_O
 
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Sounds like a joke to me, but anyhow if it is true I bet you'd prefer your average cannibal to eat tofu flavored as human instead of a human itself.
 
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Makes me curious of what a human tastes like =o
 
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And all this time, I've been eating people! =o

Silly healthnut cannibals.
 
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All the other flavors of Tofu out there I've eaten never tasted like what they claimed... soo....
 
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But it really makes me think "What does human flesh taste like?"
 
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I seen this on the Daily Show. Interesting.
 

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