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I see my girlfriend at work today, and ask what's happening tonight, she tells me she just wants a quick drink.

i ask what she wants to talk about and she responds "we will talk about it later".

of course this means only one thing, but to confirm, i just txt'd her:

you don't want to tell me now?

her: no, not over the phone.

so, knowing a breakup is imminent, i've just called one of my long time female friends to be at the bar waiting for me bwahahahahahaaaa!
 
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Meet up drunk, it'll soften whatever it is that's coming, be it a swift punch to the throat or a breakup. Whatever you do, don't get emo.
 

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yea get plastered before you go
 
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Asking this forum for girl advice is probably a poor plan to begin with....
 
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Meet up drunk, it'll soften whatever it is that's coming, be it a swift punch to the throat or a breakup. Whatever you do, don't get emo.
headbut to the boobies = win.

i do have half a mind to start drinking, just make a big night of it later if things go sour, that way it won't be such a *****. not that it isn't an upsetting thought, the whole, losing her thing.

but there are much more important things to lose.
 
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Or your balls. You can always grow another penis, but I'm not too sure about balls.

10 bucks says she doesn't break up with you. If she does, IOU.
 
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You can always see these coming from a mile away. She knows it's coming, you know it's coming, and for some reason she has to drag it out. My advice (though it's probably already gone down) is to get drunk beforehand.
 
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3 shots of tequila ought to do it for ya
 
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got a bit drunk, so right now oobies radio is the daddy (i'm djing).

heres the thing, i flat out, DO NOT GET WOMEN.

she tells me "we shouldn't see each other anymore" and then makes out with me, and then tells me she'll see me on sunday...

WHAT THE ****?!
 
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got a bit drunk, so right now oobies radio is the daddy (i'm djing).

heres the thing, i flat out, DO NOT GET WOMEN.

she tells me "we shouldn't see each other anymore" and then makes out with me, and then tells me she'll see me on sunday...

WHAT THE ****?!
Wow. I have no idea what to make of that.
 
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I think someone is bipolar...
 
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Make-up makeout!

Maybe you're that good a kisser that it convinced her to stay.
 
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got a bit drunk, so right now oobies radio is the daddy (i'm djing).

heres the thing, i flat out, DO NOT GET WOMEN.

she tells me "we shouldn't see each other anymore" and then makes out with me, and then tells me she'll see me on sunday...

WHAT THE ****?!
lol,thats realy ****ed up
 
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u my friend are just in sh1t trouble. OOOOORRR !!!
and lisen careful....

u will get the best sex ever, make-up-sex.
after having a fight with ur girl or stuff. do some make-up-sex. the best sex there ever is!
 
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Wear a cup.
The answer to all questions...

How can I be more Confident? Wear a cup.
I have a job interview what should I do? Wear a cup.
What is the meaning of life? To wear a cup.

On a side note that seems like a good case of the crazies sooo.... wear a cup.
 

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