How do u poop?

[Eon]

Come on guys..as absurd as the topic is..keep it on topic..I hate to say this but..

Please go back to talking about how you pinch one off.







-_-

 

[Ravendust]

I sit, say 'Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?' (to the toilet) then strain and scream and try to go Super Saiyan, burst a blood vessel, cough and die. I don't have time to sit around thinking about it (yet I strangely have time to tell you all about it).

 

[Taurus 2112]

Ya gotta take your time with these things...

Handheld Solitaire game for the win

 

[EfFeCt]

other.... well, when igo if anyone is in a 10-20 meter radius i cant go....
never have never will. dunno why but i just cant, i i dont want to squeeze it out cause they gave a big hemroids talk at school....but it usually takes about 20 minutes to do my thing.....thats why i try to avoid it......

 

[Arthos]

It happens how it happens. Occasionally, depending on the waste, I am severely weakened for a short time.

 

[jp]

I sit, say 'Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?' (to the toilet) then strain and scream and try to go Super Saiyan, burst a blood vessel, cough and die. I don't have time to sit around thinking about it (yet I strangely have time to tell you all about it).

Dang that was too funny, thanks for a good laugh.

 

[SSJ Toast]

i think poop comes out the best after having a nice long meal and having a ciggarette afterwards

 

[RavenTrunks]

I sit and read. Only other usefulness for a already read book is that, you have toilet paper from the previous chapters..

 

[Snow]

I hold it in untill i'm about to **** my pants, then run to the bathroom. 5 mils later im done.

 

[Synth]

I hang from the tree in my cage and throw it at the tourists... wait, I'm not a monkey from a zoo, don't believe this post!

 

[NeLo]

well usually i sit and relax but lately i've been more of a squeeze and run guy. Just wanna get it over and done with. Im usually on the phone when im doing it too. I mean sure i like talking to someone when im pinchin one off. Hell I've talked to RP while I was launching a missle. Had a good time doing it too. Talking about HL2, etc and just ya know having a good time. But if im by myself, i just squeeze and get it done with so i can go back to doing whatever i was doing. :yes:

 

[Goku SSJ3]

sit and do something.. read a book ?!

threads.. threads..

o_0

and inakuro.. u said that u crap blood ? u realy do need a doctor ?!!!!

btw.. mind ure own business

 

[Enix]

Wow, you people need some help....askin us innocent people how we pewp.....
thats just sick...pewpin is cool and all, but its not exactley a personal experience
that most people feel comfortable telling people from other countries....
pewp pewp pewp......

[BTW, I sit there and struggle to find out who number two works for ]

 

[Kyraza]

maybe this site will help you choose

www.crapwoman.com

damn it's such a weird site but hey... it's realistic

 

[BliZZ]

damn it's such a weird site but hey... it's realistic

No.... no, actually its not.



I like to take pewps on the potty. If its too big to fit down the flush-hole, i let it sit for a while(so it can break up into smaller pieces), then I flush