Cunning as Zeus
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Don't worry. It's a given.Did I ever tell you that I love you?
I don't think I did. I love you, man.
Don't worry. It's a given.Did I ever tell you that I love you?
I don't think I did. I love you, man.
And I was afraid you would abandon your waysNix Forces? By what ******ry do you dare refer to the Imperial Legionnaires as nothing more than "Nix Forces"? Surely my lieutenants have not been so lax as to allow all of you to lose the discipline I worked so hard to instill in all of you.
I see that this forum is truly in dire need of a God Emperor. Unfortunately, I can no longer be that person. I've given this decision a lot of thought, and I believe with every fiber of my being that this person will make a fine Emperor. It is without further ado that I introduce to you....
John "Rambo" Volkov, Ruler of the Part of the Verse M'Lord Zeonix Does Not Want, and Temporary Guardian of the ESForum.
That is his full title, so be sure to type out the entire thing whenever you speak of him, or when he's logged into the forum, IRC, AIM, or what have you. It is imperative that you say "Long live John "Rambo" Volkov, Ruler of the Part of the Verse M'Lord Zeonix Does Not Want, and Temporary Guardian of the ESForum." before you begin every conversation. You should also type that out before doing a google search.
Indeed, oh Nixful one. I must agree with Chakra for I am a man of religion. But I'll be glad to be John "Rambo" Volkov, Ruler of the Part of the Verse M'Lord Zeonix Does Not Want, and Temporary Guardian of the ESForum's rabbi.But apologize, m'lord, but I must remain an independent entity.
M'lord as it was said by the Chakra of X. We must allso remain independent. But do knoweth that thou hast our support.And I was afraid you would abandon your ways
But I apologize, m'lord, but I must remain an independent entity.
I guess this is why you want me to cover your "hard sweaty body"?30-ish days.
Physically, it's like I'm a completely different person. No one recognizes me, I can run faster than a locomotive, my muscles are cut as ****, and I'm extremely horny 24/7. Mentally, I'm more relaxed, more confident and more focused. It's a hell of a thing to know I can take someone out from 500 yards away using iron sights.
I wore my Third Battalion shirt yesterday, and about 4 people randomly came up to me, shook my hand and said things like, "Fight the good fight, Marine!". It's a little weird and I don't think I'll get used to it, but at the same time, it's nice to be appreciated by complete strangers.
@Maj: You know me so well. If you were a chick, we'd totally be dating by now.