Gizoogle

[Hash]

My god, this is the funniest google spin off site i've ever seen. To make a long story short, it "Fo Shizzle"izes everything. You can search for things, but it's funnier to translate actual pages, try it on the star wars 3 trailer thread I made, it's hilarious stuff.

Oh ya, I guess you'll want the URL. http://www.gizoogle.com

 

[frsrblch]

Man, tizzle be just hilarious. definately tha bizzy google parody eva.

 

[KilledWithStyle]

OMG, Just look at the esf website:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.esforces.com/

"It�s not jizzay steppin' any more.. 18 fo` example wraps her legs around her opponent n starts sippin' they face in.�

Over tha pizzle couple weeks Darktooth has bizzle gang bangin' tha advanced melee n swoop animations. Instead of just sitt'n there while playa input they advanced melee attacks tha playa now move around n takes turns dippin' each ***** in a very DBZish manna.The updates he is mak'n ta tha animations sound really ho-slappin' . Its just anotha homocide! hopefully we wizzill be able ta git some clips ta you guys soon.

We're bizzle n no we is not dead! A lot of you is probably wonder'n why tha site has been dizzy tha last couple weeks ya dig?. The quick version of what happened is that our hizzost, Oktagone, is blingin' problems wit they supplia. I'm a mutha ****in 2-time felon.. So now our site has been moved from a US brotha ta one in Oktagone's datacenta in Australia. Luckily we didn't lose too mizzy data in tha move n only our news n dev journal archives have been lost. Despite that, it feels good ta be bizzack . Aint no stoppin' this **** *****!

Lol look at the Beta1.3 translation
Whats even more funny is if you look at the translation of the translation:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://forum.esforces.com/showthread.php?p=602043#post602043
That is this page.


Go to the following page for thier text translator:
http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?translate=false

 

[frsrblch]

Original:

When you came over I thought you looked funny. It turned out that you just got a new hair cut. Then the police showed up and arrested everybody.

Once through:

Whizzay you came over I thought you looked funny. It turned out T-H-to-tha-izzat you jizzay gots a new hair cut . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Thizzay tha po-po showed up n arrested everybody.

Twice though:

Whizzay you came over I thought you looked funny. Ya **** with us, we gots to **** you up. It turned out T-H-to-tha-izzle you jizzay gots a new hair cut . Yizouse a flea n Im tha big dogg. Thizzay tha po-po showed up n arrested everybody.

Thrice through:

Whizzay you came over I thought you looked funny. Ya F-to-tha-izzuck wit us, we gots ta fizzay you up . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. It turned out T-H-to-tha-izzle you jizzay gots a new hizzy cut straight from long beach *****. Yizizouse a flea n Im tha big dogg. Thizzay tha po-po showed up n arrested everybody.

Is it just me, or does it make less sense each time through?

 

[KilledWithStyle]

XD should put it through about 10 times to see what happenes. In fact, Ill do it.

Verry strange, I got a diffrent first time than you did:

When you came over I thought you looked funny in tha dogg pound. It turned out tizzle you jizzle gots a new hair cut n ****. Tizzle tha po-po showed up n arrested everybody.

Hers what I did. I took his first quote, and put it in htere once. I took that translation and put it back into the translator.
I was only able to translate it 7 times before it said the message was too long. Here goes:

Whizzay you came over I thought you looked F-U-Double-Nizzy in tha dizzogg pound n shiznit puttin tha smizzay dizzown . You gots`ta chizneck dis **** out yo. Keepn it gangsta diznogg . Its just anotha homocide. Hollaz ta tha East Side upside yo heezee. One, two three n ta tha fizzy thats off tha hook yo. Ill S-L-to-tha-izzles tha taste out yo mouf. It turned out tizzle you jizzle gots a new hizzle cut n shiznit n shizzit fo sheezy dogg. knizzow wizzy im sayin?. Its jizzay anotha homocide n C-to-tha-izzant no hood fizzle wit death rizzow . ***** get shut up or get wet up. Its just anotha homocide in all flavas. It diznont stizzay T-to-tha-izzles tha wheels fizzle off . One, two three and to tha four. ***** git shut up or git wet up. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay ridin in mah double R . ***** get shut up or get wet up. Tizzle tha po-po showed up n arrested everybody cuz its a G thizzang. Listen ta how a mother****a flizzay S-H-to-tha-izzit. Freak yall, into tha bizzle yall n shizzit keep'n it real yo.

 

[frsrblch]

Whoa.

(...bloody minimum post length)

 

[jp]

omg... they totally raped google!

 

[L]

News

B**** update has arrived, I had added mah latest wizzay I also added a forum, So go n sizzay up n start mobbin' ridin' in mah double R!

I also made a button fo` tha site n forum The Forum button is above, By MikeAnimizzle's button, n below is tha new button fo` tha site.

Site Button

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005 at 2:32:42 PM

DST started on Sunday, April 4, 2004 at 2:00 AM local standard time
DST ended on Sunday, Poser 31, 2004 at 2:00 AM local daylight time . know what im sayin?.

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I added some of mah latest signatizzle And added a Forum

-Fatal_Cizzle

ROFL Funny stuff... hahaha

 

[Jesus]

its more than a little amusing, elgoog is also funny...