/me clears throat....
You must have on hell of a theif cuz you stole my heart
You look like a hooker i knew in Fresno
You're ugly but you intrigue me
I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend
Do you think i could borrow that bra sometime?
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that.
I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this book, and i would like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Excuse me miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity and one of those is a beautifil woman. Do you know one?
Just wanted to tell you i love the way you dance * (actually used)
Hi, are you cute?
So, come back to my place and i swear if you don;t like it i'll give you a full refund
So you're a girl huh? * (got slapped)
Are you here alone or am i going to have to kill someone for your affection?
Would you please come home with me and tie me up?
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh?
Hi, i'm new and town and i need directions to your bedroom.
Hey, can i taste your drink? /me leans over and kisses (hopefully) her.
WOW! Are you as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself? (Reggie moment)
You should be someone's wife.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
God must have been in a very good mood when we met
If you ever want to see your children again you'll do as i say.
Wanna go halfsies on a babie? No? Then, do you wanna practice?
I wonder what our children would look like...
Let's have a party and invite your pants to comon down!
Your legs look cold, want me to warm them up?
Love is like a rug. So walk all over me and lie on me
Did the sun come out or did you smile at me?
You are the reason men fall in love with women.
Are you free tonight or is it going to cost me?
Oh no, I'm choking!! I need mouth to mouth!!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman alive tonight
Help the homeless, take me home with you.
You know, my mom would love it if i brought you home tonight then to her place tomorrow.
You must be the reason for global warming
You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle
My friend and i made a bet and i need to know if those are implants
I know a charming little hotel with an hourly rate.
I'm playing with your mind like you're been playing with my mind
That's all for now
