Fun With Spammers

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I received an email...

Mr.West Bernard.
SA Post Office
P.O. Box 10 000
PRETORIA
0083 SOUTH AFRICA.
{MONEY TRANSACTION}
{THIRTY SIX MILLION USD}
(RE: TRANSFER OF $ 36,000,000.USD)
{BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY/YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED}

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr.West Bernard, and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa On a routine inspection,I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away(DEAD)leaving no beneficiary to the account the bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead and nobody will come again for the claim of this money it is only a foreigner that can claim this money with propear information. I need your cooperation to clear this money from the bank.

I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred.If you are interested send me your private Telephone No And Fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the Deposit.Utmost confidentiality is needed in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached.

The information required is as below:
Bank Name................
Bank Address.............
Beneficiary Name.........
Account Number...........
Swift Code...............
Your Tel/Fax Numbers.....
State & Country..........
Your Age??

I am assuring you that the transaction is risk free hence we are going to follow the normal transfer process .Finally a 40% of the total fund will be given to you for your steadfast corporation.I look forward for a positive response as quickly as possible.
E-Mial[email protected])

Best Regards,
Mr.West Bernard.

lolscam. I figured I'd have some fun with it.

My reply:

Dear Mr. West Bernard,

being Middle Eastern myself, your story hits very close to home. I dont haev a bank account though because im 14. I just had my birthday tho and my parents got me this really cool computer that was like 10000 dollars or something but like I can play all these cool games and stuff

im really hurting thinking about your story though how can I set up a bank account? can I use my dad's account since I have his credit card?

John Abudabimalek

I'll post his reply when it comes in. I'm looking for any ideas for ways to screw with him. This could be a new forum game.