"I am the god emperor. Look at this model that I, the god emperor, made." Boasted Zeonix.
"I believe that's my model." Said Mr. Smo.
"Nonsense, I, god emperor Zeonix, created this model myself."
"Don't rip my ****. You're making me angry.... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"But I, the god emperor Zeonix, did indeed create this model myself."
Mr. Smo's face contorted as his body began to change shape into something much more massive and ominous.
"I, the god emperor, do not fear such things!" Said Zeonix, obviously trembling with fear.
"Humpie angry..." Muttered Smo's new form.
Humpie mounted Zeonix, and did his name great justice. Hours passed, then days, until finally Zeonix went numb and eventually died of starvation.
Some say if you go into the modelling forum you can still hear the grunts of Humpie sodomizing Zeonix's long dead body.
Next match:
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Lith[/align]