"Damn my router stopped working, I guess I should call a repair guy." Sighed Spunky.
Just then he heard a knock on his door.
"Who's there?"
"Minion repair service, I'm here about your problem." Replied the man on the other side.
"That's pretty impressive, I didn't even call yet!" Said Spunky as he let the man in.
As the man walked by he saw a name tag which read "Kurt", and on the back of his uniform was a "o/".
Kurt walked over to the router and spoke, "Well it looks like you opened too many extra ports." He picked up the device, "This here is now a brick." With that he threw it at Spunkys head.
It caught the client right between the eyes, breaking his nose. The assailant took out a device which looked like a keyboard and stuck the plug in Spunkys ear.
He typed in "rm -f ./spunky" as Spunkys eyes rolled back in his head. He then plugged in a second device in Spunkys other ear. This one seemed automated, and after a few seconds Spunky stood up and spoke...
"ARE YOU MINION, BLOODY PENIS LOAF"
Kurt smiled in victory as he left with his new servant.
Next match:
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