Dont you hate it when in DBZ/GT

[Hitokiri]

DBZ is best summarized in "Zim acts out DBZ".

*On the next episode of Dragonballz, freeza and cell join forces to put a stop to Goku and his Z squaaad!*

Goku: Well hey guys how's it goin let's have a barbecue HuHUhuh nothin' bad's going to happen today!
Gohan: You're right dad nothing bad's gonna happen today isn't that right krillin?
Krillin: Wellll YEAH cuz I mean cool, hahaha, hey bro HAHAH
Gohan: HAHAHA!
Everyone: HAHAHA!

*switch scene to the city*
BKKKK
Cell: What's going on!? *bkKKK* there were some stupid little... humans walking around HAHAHA they are very weak I will destroy them all with my... powerful hands! HAHAHAH! and my super powerful attacks.
Citizens: Ohhh noo what's that!
Oh it's this guy and he's gonna kill us all!
Cell: Huhuhuhuhuh *bkkewbkkewbkkew*
Citizens: AhhHHhHh!

*dudududuudud* we need help *dududududu*
Goku: Hey what's going on over here? Ahh they're blowing up the city! *wooosh* We need to go to some place that's completely desolate, and that would never be in real life at all, and it's huge and it's a bajillion miles wide and it's no where to be found on earth. But it's right over there. *BKEW BKEW BKEW*

Cell: Oh no we need to follow them *BKEW BKEW*

*Dunununnudundundudndudnnnunnunnun TKTKTKTK*

Cell: Ah we have fought, now we will show you who is the most powerful.
Goku: Oh yeah? We're the most powerful. Because we are very strong.
Cell: Oh yeah well, we are very strong too HUHHUHUH. Isn't that right freeza?
Freeza: yeah really strong hehe yeah really strong heh, yeah , you can't defeat us because we're strong and our power levels are above 1 million.
Goku: Oh yeah well our power levels are above 2 MILLION. And we have the power to go SUPER SAIYAN. HYAAHHHH *BKKK*
Freeza: OH MY GOD ITS A SUPER SAIYAN
Cell: What're you talking about, super saiyans aare FOOOLISH.
Krillin: Yeah he's a super saiyan but I can't do anything cuz Im just a lousy human hehehe who's balding! hehehehnyah.... -_-
Gohan: Hey you're dying krillin wait! *BKEW*
Goku: Well it looks like it's just you and.... you and.. you and me. Hahaha, yeah that's right... ^_^
Cell: Ahhh goku you are very weak I will defeat you now!

*aAhh Kuk aHh Bow Bam wammO splam smak bom KukukukBZEW!*

Goku: huff huff huff You are very strong.
Cell: Huff huff huff so are you.
Goku: We are almost equal in power! I must do something drastic! Iyehhhh *BKK*
Cell: Oh my god what happened *BKKKK* ahhh ahh nOOOOOO/
Goku: Haha I've defeated you. Now freeza, you are mine!
Freeza: Ahhh I must retreat! *BKEW*
Goku: I'll let him go, since I'm such a good guy. HAHAHAH
Krillin: Hey goku how's it goin wanna barbecue?
Goku: Okay! Huuahaha

doot doot doo, the end.

 

[Arthos]

I should smack you for that crap. But I see you're point. It's a TV show and it needs drama, action, and comedy. DBZ despite its serious points never looses its comedic side that it gained from its predescessor DB. It's just that way.

 

[Deman]

lol at hitokiri...
i've heard that before, but hardly understand any word said... how long did it take you to type out that whole script? half a day?

 

[ScooterMan]

Haha thats a funny little flash movie isnt it Hitokori, i tried to download it, but couldnt, i got the audio instead, but the movies funnier.
I love the voices in it, very funny.
Btw how long did it take u to remember it all, i mean i could rember it all as you said it (the way the voices sounded like or whatever) but to remember it all straight off is impressive, i spose i did see it about a year ago now.
Dbz is cool

 

[Twilight]

Also odd how Gohan is the Z fighter with a shield/barrier, yet he gets absorbed

 

[The Cheese]

A few more things that i hate about DBZ..... Gohan is always exploding with all this power his whole life and then he reaches SSJ2 and then he never has that explosive power of rage again to my knowledge. Piccolo becomes comic relief during the Buu saga......... All those super sayjin levels. At some point in the series every almost every villian has some sort of trasformation.

Again all those super sayjin levels. How in the beggining of the series the explosions were huge from a lower powerlevel but as the characters got stronger say in the Buu saga the blasts were not much bigger. Come on look at Napa when he first landed... raises two fingers.... 20 mile radius dissapears.

Huh i wonder if they could make AoE attacks for certain characters like Vegita. That might be kinda cool, know knows, just an idea.

 

[Lt.Zack]

THANK YOU, I mean yeah when Nappa and Vegeta came Vegeta could destroy the planet with one shot (Vegeta's Garlik Gun) and than in the Freeza saga Freeza can blow a planet with one finger (Death Ball) and a ssj is more powerful than Freeza than later in Cell they are soo much more powerful than ssj was in Freeza saga I mean then they could probably vape the whole planet in one hand blast than in Buu which is SOO DAMN POWERFUll with ssj3 and Vegitto and crap GOD DAMN THEY ARE POWERFULL I MEAN WITH THE ATTACKS THEY DO THEY SHOULD CAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD TO EXPLODE BY JUST LOOKING AT IT!!!!

 

[Mr. Satans]

Haha thats a funny little flash movie isnt it Hitokori

The flash movie for it is EXTREMELY STUPID, the guy took DBZ pics and made their mouths move, wow, hilarious that's why I have the mp3.

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DB/DBZ/DBGT have alot of stuff in them that is very repetitive & lame, like the wind blowing right before a fight. But DB (All Series) are still cool and funny.

 

[Majin_z]

if THEY WANTED TO KILL BUU ASK SHENROG TO KILL HIS AS$$ END OF CONVERSTATION

 

[Hitokiri]

I see you've had your daily bowl of stupid flakes

They've already tried the "Please kill the bad guys, Mr. Dragon!" thing. On the saiyans. The dragon said it was out of his power.

 

[Morrone]

The characters in this show have a few lil things called, pride, honor, and respect. Thats why they dont attack eachother when they are powering up or charging an attack.

People that play ESF dont care about these things just frags. Saiyans and evil overlords have something to prove, that they are the best. Thats what the whole series is about. Being the most powerful living being. Not allowing someone to attack you whether it be with a beam or head on charge is cowardly. That is why they do that in the series.

Goku couldnt go SSJ3 because it sucked up too much of his energy and time on Earth. And reason why you would choose to do kamehame instead of super kamehame cuz it costs less enrrgy and why waste energy that you dont have to. WHy write your math equations down then use a calculator? Same concept.

The only part about DBZ that pissed me off was the ending. WHy the hell would Goku just ditch his entire family to fight? He was never like that. Vegeta wasn't even like that.

 

[Xenogias]

One thing I have always wondered...
If vegeta misses his race so much. If Gokou has ever been curious
as to know who his real father was. WHY DIDN'T THEY WISH BACK
THE SAIYAN RACE AND PLANET VEGETA...... That would have made
a kick ass new series into the dbz storyline. But I guess they were
too busy wishing back those weak namek healers and crap.

 

[Hitokiri]

1.) The saiyan race was made entirely of super powerful bloodthirsty planet enslavers. Goku is curious, but I doubt he'd do that.

2.) Vegeta MIGHT consider it I guess, but collecting the dragonballs is an annoying task.

Plus, I think the Z fighter's ideal is to only use it when there's a real emergency, rather than for personal indulgences. So they wouldn't wish for a billion zeni or whatever because they never know when evil will strike and stuff, and they'll need that wish.

 

[ScooterMan]

Maybe,
hmm what exactly is the timelimit before they can make another wish what is it like a week? Cause ive completely forgotten.

 

[ScooterMan]

One thing that doesnt make sense and im hoping som1 could clear this up for me.
In the Baibidi saga when Goku goes ssj and they check his powerlevel,
Baibidi says 3000 kilies! By cracky thats a lot,
and then Dabura says, "impossible, 300 kilies is enough to destroy a planet."
Yet Vegeta in the saiyan saga destroyed a planet and the official powerlevels say he was 18,000 and while doing the galllit gun 34,000 (it also might be worth noting for the people that say kamehameha is far stronger than the gallit gun that goku after multiple kaokens was 24,000 and while kamehamehaing was 40,000) so that means 34,000 is 300 kilies.
that would mean goku ssj in the buu saga is only 340,000 but that cant be right cause official powerlevels say he was 15,000,000 at Frieza saga.

And another thing, how did future trunks get Taipons sword?
Cause didnt he get it in that movie? But in future trunks's world that never happened

 

[Naz]

calculations like that don't work with dbz

when freeza was in form 2 he said he was only at 1% of his full power, while he had a powerlvl of 1 milion, so his pl should have been 100 milion. It's weird allright

 

[ScooterMan]

maybe they forget to carry the one?...
did he really say hah i am only 1% of my full power, maybe he was just lying or something...;/

 

[Xenogias]

Originally posted by ScooterMan
Maybe,
hmm what exactly is the timelimit before they can make another wish what is it like a week? Cause ive completely forgotten.

SUPRISE: Its a year
But in the Majin Buu Saga we find out that they can call the eternal
dragon again in the next 4month but only if they have saved up a
wish. So bulma sorta waste a wish, wishing all those people back
just to have majin buu destroy the earth. woops spoiled it

 

[The Cheese]

I think that they just sat around drinking at a table while making this anime, not that I don't like it. Once they got done with one part they moved on to the next and forgot about what just happened. That would explain why just so much stuff doesn't fit. Sayjins can't survive in the vacuum of space..... Napa and Vegita had no problem, neither did Bardock. This planet will explode in 5 minutes.... drinks some more.... She's a tough old bird i'll give her 5 more minutes ..... drinks some more.... aww the hell with it lets just fight till it blows.

 

[Hitokiri]

Yeah, let's just forget about the math here...

Kaio: Because my planet is SOOO small, it has 20 times earth's gravity.

Yeah so technically my soccer ball should be attached to my face, while earth orbits around it since it's so small and thus would have an extremely hard gravitational pull. Riiight. Back to physics class Mr. Toriyama.