do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend ?

do you have a gf or bf ?

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  • no, i have none of them

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pff why need a GF...

Okay i admit, i don;t have one, and never had one before in my life... not even kissed or stuff... pff well i will find her, soon i hope. o_o

Bah, i get nervous if i see a girl i like ,but i just think, its just a human, she breathes, just like me, and her heart beats to, and she must be pretty nervous too... so its no big deal actually...

:p aaaah i want a GF!!! pff i must go out more. :(
 
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hmm, i have a wierd gf, i mean she is a secks-machine...
wenn we cuddle watching TV or a movie, its like we watch 5min and she goess sitting one me...well, you know more then only a good hug or cudlle...

its hard to cuddle her, since she is a secks-machine...
(ps, i dont mind it :smile: )
 
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yeh thats all nice, me and amy used to be like that when we were together, but then sometimes wed just cuddle...i dunno i think its nice to have both. teh secks gets a bit boring after a while when ur gf has a dislocated knee so you cant do as many things... was hilarious when her mom walked in tho hahahaha
 
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All women destroy the souls and happiness of men. Vaginas are just soul-reaving black holes designed to suck out the spirit and vigor of all things male.

Women are also the scientifically proven natural predators of such things as:
--Fun
--Logic
--Reason
--Video Games
--All electronic entertainment
--Other women you might know

Ehh...my overall take on it--I never dated a girl that didn't try to leave her pathetic little mark on society wherever she went. In fact I have never even KNOWN a girl who was capable of not freaking out at the thought of someone not worshipping them. I know, I know, everyone says the same thing--"Pride not all girls are like that man"--but I've yet to hear that from someone who was NOT currently under the effects of the vaginal neurotoxin.

Then again I have been in love with one girl for 8 years. So who's the fool? Who's to say? All I know...where I've come from and where I've experienced, women are good for absolutely nothing but ruining the lives of the boyfriends they bedazzle.

Case in point about the vaginal neurotoxin: I recently threw a special birthday party in my own honor and planned it around several close friends' availability under the premise that we could all hang out and have a great time after months of being separated due to various commitments. One friend of fifteen years completely didn't come because he was sitting in his room with his girlfriend all night; another friend of literally my entire life (since 1 yr. old) came, but insisted he had to leave early to get back to his dorm to set up his clothes for work, do laundry, do a project, and all this other bull****. He made a THIRD friend drive him 30 miles home, several hours early (which of course meant the third person couldn't come back), and then when they got there, he asked to just be dropped off at his girlfriend's place and didn't do not one damn thing that he said.

Those guys have never lied to me in their lives...till a broad showed up. I did the same to them, we all do it.

That is why I swore off of them completely. Until I meet one that captivates me so deeply that it utterly eclipses the girl I've unconditionally loved for nearly a decade now (pretty much impossible), I refuse to play "The Game." I refuse to pick up on these mediocre nothingfaces and try to convince myself one of them is worth the aggravation. Cause in the end, not a damn one of them is. Not even the one I love is worth what I've put myself through for her.

But I still do it. Again--who's the fool?
 
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>_>

The man just asked if you were dating - sheesh; life story not included.

Not dating at the moment, by the way.
 
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No, 19... had 1 serious relationship recently (lasted just under a year) which ended badly, and one on/off thing before that. Teh women cause me nothing but agrivation. teh pc will always be my first love ^_^; LIEK GEEK ZOMG!
 
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women arent all that bad, if you learn not to get attached, then you can easily take one home, do what you have to do, and never see them agian, thats what being single is all about, i much rather be single and lonley, then in a relationship and bored out of my ****ing mind
 
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Meh, single. Have been for a while now. It's not that I'm shy as such, I just don't feel comfortable approaching girls. If I've got some kind of reason to talk to them, like I'm working with them or whatever, that's much better, but to just go up to a girl and talk is hard. I guess it also doesn't help that most of the girls I like end up being taken already :(
 
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Pride, you're like a walking paradox. Or a hypocrite. Not sure which word works, maybe both... on the one hand you seem to have an extreme sense of sappiness and sound like a genuine romantic, and on the other, you take pleasure in being bleak and jaded like some shady private eye detective in a 50's movie. o_O
 
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I'm a lonely wolf. no gf, and going to stay this way for the next 3 years. Makes sense, because I'm only 11
didnt no anyone was near my age.....(me still younger)
i am not shy or acctive kinda lazy sometimes but not shy when girl comes up to me
my friend likes like 6 girls and only told maybe 3
this is a life of a 10 year old
 
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ah i remember the days when i was little, i don't need to share this story because it's a little much and inappropriate for our forums kthx. ~Boyster
 
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That's real heart-warming.

Never speak again.
 
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I dont have one, i neither afford to do so or have the time :D
Bah, i get nervous if i see a girl i like ,but i just think, its just a human, she breathes, just like me, and her heart beats to, and she must be pretty nervous too... so its no big deal actually...
Plus that point as well
 
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:rolleyes: Well tell me who dosent like to hear somebodys life storyes?

Bah, i get nervous if i see a girl i like ,but i just think, its just a human, she breathes, just like me, and her heart beats to, and she must be pretty nervous too... so its no big deal actually...
Yeah me to... That helped me a lot :p

EXEPT!!! If the girl is an egoistic ***** that thinks that she is the most buitufull girl on earth...
And act soooooo superior... :S I hate them... And there mostly woth of rank ... *****....

Abouth feeling unconfurtable.... Well who dint at first ;/
Lather you just get used....

And abouth cudling.... Whats bad abouth it! ;/

I just love siting with my GF near a sandy lake... All arownd warm and suny ... Me and hear holding our hand and leing near eatch outher.... And slyding my hand in her hair....
( Yes a nother hopels romantic....) :] But i like it...
 
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I'm almost getting a girlfriend, does that count? ;)

i've met this awesome girl last thursday, and I went out with her into town etc, and I could definitly feel a vibe. got nice sweet text messages from her, called her a few times. too bad we're both not available for a date or anything, she has to work thursday and friday night. rest of the other nights i'm not available...so should be last week...

damn I miss her already ;)
 
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Hitokiri said:
Pride, you're like a walking paradox. Or a hypocrite. Not sure which word works, maybe both... on the one hand you seem to have an extreme sense of sappiness and sound like a genuine romantic, and on the other, you take pleasure in being bleak and jaded like some shady private eye detective in a 50's movie. o_O
Yeah I did get a little Max Payne on that ass right there...my bad. Heh.

I have to say that I'm very romantic in my attachment to things; even my view of the forum itself is overly idealized. But most girls aren't. Most PEOPLE aren't. And I guess that does make me jaded.
 
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I also have been seeing someone.
well I'll tell you the truth I am not the normal kind of guy.
actually I am ***.
and when your in a small town with about 10k of people in it. everyone knows.
most people accept it others dont.
but y'know I am who I am and nothing can change that.
the person I am with is the only "non-straight" person I know in this town. (thats how small it is). (damn Country Australia!)
 

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