Deeetroit!

[Synth]

I'm pulling for Pitt, because they have Hossa... who helped my Thrashers get into the playoffs last year.

Kovalchuk is a beast!

 

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Game over man, game over. Detroit won, in case you happen to be deaf.

I used to be a Detroit fan back in the Yzerman/Fedorov years, but the Pens became my new team shortly after. I guess it doesn't suck that much.

 

[Killface]

Yzerman is the ****.

And damn, that last shot almost made it in the net. Ozzie was damn lucky last night.