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GOHAN VS CELL

It is a secret that we have known from before Gohan could swear. Through fights with Raditz, the Ginyu Force, Garlic Junior and even Frieza, we have caught glimpses of gohan's new hairdo. But it could never be controlled. Like an explosion, it always vanished with the moment. But now, the predictions of Goku have come to pass. Gohan was reborn.

(This is where Bruce faulconer finally gets the raise coz of his latest music. you can get it at www.megaupload.com?d=WTF_OMFG )

So anyway, Gohan finishes yelling as his hairdo finally turns into a better one and he looks the Cell Juniors in the eyes.
"You're grounded for a week! No more TV or foolish Akira Toriyama toons."

"Aaaaaw! No way! Not even Hellsing?"

"N O!!"

And so, the Cell Juniors blow up coz no one can live without Hellsing or DBZ for a week. Angered at the loss of his children, Cell finally braces himself for the ultimate fight of DBZ.

For the first few minutes, Gohan's punches meet Cell's. And Vegeta, (yeah thats him. The guy who always faces enemies who're better than him right after he returns from some sh!tty training. It all began with Goku, then Ginyu, Frieza, Android 18 and now Cell. He never seems to get the message that he will never be stronger than his enemies. And yes, his head does look like a brinjal.) like I was saying, Vegeta begins swearing coz first it was Kakarot and now Kakarot's son.

"How can this be? How can Kakarot's son have such power? And his hair do is alot better than mine. But he's only a half-Saiyan and a kid! How can gohan have so much power? How can anyone be so s*xy that they turn me on?"


And so, Gohan and Cell were fighting again.

This time, Cell began using massive attacks.

"Super Kamekaze Ghost attack!"

But the director walks in and sez "No! Cell.... how many times should I tell you? that attack comes later in the series. Not now. Its when Buu fights Gotenks! Try it again!"

So Cell tries something else.
He splits himself into 2.
Both forms move a bit farther away and then.
"Fuuuuuuuuuu-"
Quarter turn in the knee and
"-sion"
fingers touch, energy exactly the same.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Before the director could protest...
Ultra Cell was born.
Not want to waste any more time, Cell started to gobble up everything in sight. So, he became really fat. However, he tried to eat four chili burgers at once and the end result was that he was right about to blow up.
Then, Piccolo, Krillin, Trunks and Vegeta force Goku to take Cell to King Kai's planet. And there, Cell's ultraperfect gas explosion attack takes out everyone. including King K's planet.

But, the Toie guys decide that cell's death wasnt dramatic enough and decide to bring him back instead and juist claim to use the instant Centrifugation technique which Cell claims that Goku trained him to use during their training in the other world. Funimation just cut to the chase having cell use what they call "THE BIGGEST KAMEHAMEAH WAVE IN HISTORY"

So Gohan uses the Kamehameah with one hand, ignoring all the intricate hand movements, required. And Cell uses the proper decorum, but never actually says, "Kamehameah."
(Note: Actually in the real ocean dubs, kamehameah is translated from its original name in jap which was "Big blue beam of extreme pain-inflicting power made by an old geezer. and copyright of Roshi perverts pvt ltd from 1984 to 2100." The Funi @ssh0les just dont like detailed stuff and so they removed it and put in some old hawaaian @ss's name.)

So anyway, cell and Gohan had a powerconflict.
And to add tension, Gohan just let it play on for like 15 mins of the whole 19.35 mins of the episode. And Piccolo, Tien etc just jump in to show how weak they are.

Then Gohan gets an itch on his back and finishes Cell. He fins that there's no sign that he killed Cell and so, he makes a big crater. From that, a giant rock hits him and he falls down.
But there was one thing left unnoticed. Cell was gonna regenerate.
But thankfully, Hercule Satan (the guy who gave the red apple to Eve and tried to tempt Christ.) squashed Cell with one finger and finally proving that he did what Gohan could not do.
So in fact, Hercule defeated Cell.

The funimation guys decided that since he trained himself, and since he cant shoot beams, he shouldnt be given credit. Those filthy lying !#%@#^@$^[email protected]&^#%&$%&* (swear words filtered by www.filterallbadwords.com )


Narrator: So... the Cell saga finally ends. But is it for good or will that idiot Toriyama bring back cell and will some other guy from the future (who is [email protected] and has purple hair) come and chop him up like he is yesterday's leftovers? Hopefully not. And will Goku be brought back from the dead, revealing to us that the Full Metal Alchemist Edward is mad and could have just used the dragonballs to get back his mom? And will Bush ever find Osama Bin Laden? And will I ever get a raise? Sit down and wait for the next super mondo ultra cool and s*xy episode of Dragonball Z!
 
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I really don't understand where you are coming from, are what you are doing.
 

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GOHAN VS CELL

It is a secret that we have known from before Gohan could swear. Through fights with Raditz, the Ginyu Force, Garlic Junior and even Frieza, we have caught glimpses of gohan's new hairdo. But it could never be controlled. Like an explosion, it always vanished with the moment. But now, the predictions of Goku have come to pass. Gohan was reborn.

(This is where Bruce faulconer finally gets the raise coz of his latest music. you can get it at www.megaupload.com?d=WTF_OMFG )

So anyway, Gohan finishes yelling as his hairdo finally turns into a better one and he looks the Cell Juniors in the eyes.
"You're grounded for a week! No more TV or foolish Akira Toriyama toons."

"Aaaaaw! No way! Not even Hellsing?"

"N O!!"

And so, the Cell Juniors blow up coz no one can live without Hellsing or DBZ for a week. Angered at the loss of his children, Cell finally braces himself for the ultimate fight of DBZ.

For the first few minutes, Gohan's punches meet Cell's. And Vegeta, (yeah thats him. The guy who always faces enemies who're better than him right after he returns from some sh!tty training. It all began with Goku, then Ginyu, Frieza, Android 18 and now Cell. He never seems to get the message that he will never be stronger than his enemies. And yes, his head does look like a brinjal.) like I was saying, Vegeta begins swearing coz first it was Kakarot and now Kakarot's son.

"How can this be? How can Kakarot's son have such power? And his hair do is alot better than mine. But he's only a half-Saiyan and a kid! How can gohan have so much power? How can anyone be so s*xy that they turn me on?"


And so, Gohan and Cell were fighting again.

This time, Cell began using massive attacks.

"Super Kamekaze Ghost attack!"

But the director walks in and sez "No! Cell.... how many times should I tell you? that attack comes later in the series. Not now. Its when Buu fights Gotenks! Try it again!"

So Cell tries something else.
He splits himself into 2.
Both forms move a bit farther away and then.
"Fuuuuuuuuuu-"
Quarter turn in the knee and
"-sion"
fingers touch, energy exactly the same.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Before the director could protest...
Ultra Cell was born.
Not want to waste any more time, Cell started to gobble up everything in sight. So, he became really fat. However, he tried to eat four chili burgers at once and the end result was that he was right about to blow up.
Then, Piccolo, Krillin, Trunks and Vegeta force Goku to take Cell to King Kai's planet. And there, Cell's ultraperfect gas explosion attack takes out everyone. including King K's planet.

But, the Toie guys decide that cell's death wasnt dramatic enough and decide to bring him back instead and juist claim to use the instant Centrifugation technique which Cell claims that Goku trained him to use during their training in the other world. Funimation just cut to the chase having cell use what they call "THE BIGGEST KAMEHAMEAH WAVE IN HISTORY"

So Gohan uses the Kamehameah with one hand, ignoring all the intricate hand movements, required. And Cell uses the proper decorum, but never actually says, "Kamehameah."
(Note: Actually in the real ocean dubs, kamehameah is translated from its original name in jap which was "Big blue beam of extreme pain-inflicting power made by an old geezer. and copyright of Roshi perverts pvt ltd from 1984 to 2100." The Funi @ssh0les just dont like detailed stuff and so they removed it and put in some old hawaaian @ss's name.)

So anyway, cell and Gohan had a powerconflict.
And to add tension, Gohan just let it play on for like 15 mins of the whole 19.35 mins of the episode. And Piccolo, Tien etc just jump in to show how weak they are.

Then Gohan gets an itch on his back and finishes Cell. He fins that there's no sign that he killed Cell and so, he makes a big crater. From that, a giant rock hits him and he falls down.
But there was one thing left unnoticed. Cell was gonna regenerate.
But thankfully, Hercule Satan (the guy who gave the red apple to Eve and tried to tempt Christ.) squashed Cell with one finger and finally proving that he did what Gohan could not do.
So in fact, Hercule defeated Cell.

The funimation guys decided that since he trained himself, and since he cant shoot beams, he shouldnt be given credit. Those filthy lying !#%@#^@$^[email protected]&^#%&$%&* (swear words filtered by www.filterallbadwords.com )


Narrator: So... the Cell saga finally ends. But is it for good or will that idiot Toriyama bring back cell and will some other guy from the future (who is [email protected] and has purple hair) come and chop him up like he is yesterday's leftovers? Hopefully not. And will Goku be brought back from the dead, revealing to us that the Full Metal Alchemist Edward is mad and could have just used the dragonballs to get back his mom? And will Bush ever find Osama Bin Laden? And will I ever get a raise? Sit down and wait for the next super mondo ultra cool and s*xy episode of Dragonball Z!
Interesting... You kind of blew it way out of proportion, even for a comedy... Pretty good though, could use some work.
 
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ZOMG he took away their Hellsing? Gohan needs to die!!!
 
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mf29 said:
I really don't understand where you are coming from, are what you are doing.
With that kind of input, I kindly ask you to stay away from this part of the forum, thank you.
 

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